Sydney and the hot dog man!

omg this story sssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. I keep having these spurts of laughter and now my on family is giving me weird looks( idont understand that because before my brother was runing aroung the house yelling i love caffiien and nobody gave him weird looks)
Mel
 
Thank you!!!! LMAO! Ok so here I go again! *puts on duck glasses and starts typing


The muffin factory was empty. All the squirrls had flew away and the muffin people were baking soundly in there overheated ovens

Sydney and Vaughn had sloane trapped with a towel over him.

"Ok sloane I am telling you. Where is sark-"

Just then Vaughn started laughing hysterically at Jo and Seri having a war in the back.

"Vaughn would you pay attention!" Snapped sydney

vaughn looked at her and then started laughing again.

Just the sloane stood up and started dancing

Sydney screamed and covered him up again.

"You old fart! I mean it! Where is that Spice girl wannabe."


Just then sark flew in with a big old barney cape on.

Ge flew in and landed next to murky water who was happy,but scared at what he was waring

"Not you in a speedo." Said Vaughn as he hid his eyes."


Seri and jo stoped fighting and ran away screaming "O The horror!"

The sunfire poked sark with a long stick to see if he was :poke: On something. He smiled a wierd dorky grin then raised some popcorn


"I have your Poppy!" he taunted

In the background Jo got mad :angry: -_-

"NO ONE TAKES POPPY!" She screamed as she attacked him with her hockey stick!" :lol: :Ph34r: :lol:

Sark layed on the floor in pain as she comforted her scred popcorn. :popcorn:

Just then Marshall walked in with his inflatable chair and a bagpipe.

He danced around in a scotish kilt and played folk songs

Sydney roasted marshmellows as Erika talked to Vaughn about finding a new car since his was covered in squirrl presents!


Just then a group of penguins and Lepruchans Came in from a gleaming rainbow.


The started laughing at the Vaughn fireworks

irina Protested that there were Jack ones too.

Then Irina took a drink and so did sunfire they sat back to back and started giggling crazly at the lepruchans who were starting to fight

One of the lepruchans started cussing in Irish.

And the other one got offended and took a leap at him. They started a bar brawl and got broke up by sunfires couch who was a double agent for the good guys! And was actually getting info from the lazyboys

Then sloane made a poof and disapeared! Jo was happy but sydney took a drink of irinas drink and sat next to sunfire and Irina and started laughing at the lepruchans!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley:
 
ROTFLMAO!!!! Ally! Your story is SOO funny! :rotflmao: :sideroll: The story's of the insane ppl in the TC (not me. i just know them) and Jo's sacred Poppy (Jo's popcorn. popcorn is sacred to her) Hot dog suit! LOL! I could go ON AND ON! ALLY, YOU ARE SO FUNNY! I'm in the story! Who would of thought?

Yeah, I was talking to Vaughn about a new car. I was thinking Mitsubishi or a REALLY nice Ford. :lol: :lol:
 
Hey those are nice cars! And maybe a shield for all that poo! LMAO!

And well where is vikki! She hasn't wrote any more of her battle and I am going crazy! LMAO :smiley:

Thank you! And I am trying to add everyone to alias! :smiley:
 
NOOOOO!!! POPPY!!! ::hyperventilating:: poppy!! NOOOO!! You can have all the other popcorn Siri, just give me poppy back!!! AAAAH!!! PLEASE!!! OMG!! I'M DYING HERE!! ::dies:: See what you've done??

LMAO!! this is soo funny....I still can't believe I'm in it though! rolftomatoes!! Yes, my hockey stick does seem to come in handy...maybe I should start using it in my dreams next time Sloane shows up, ;)
 
Ok I am in a happy mood today so I guess I will write some more.




After the bomfire Sydney and Vaughn drove back to the cia.

"You know vaughn. This is the third time those girls have had to save us. Vaughn. Vaughn are you listening?"


"O sorry syd. I was trying to to chinese in my brain."

Sydney sighed and gave up.


as the were entering the building a group of riverdancing batteries hopped over to them.


"We're here to help!" cheered one of the batteries.


Just then a group of squirrls came down from the ceiling and grabbed vaughn. Before sydney could defend him she was attacked with acrons.

"We come from the TIA and we are here for vaughn! He fits a profile!." Said the leader squirrls (nutsy) In squiggly.


So the squirrls to him away in the nut mobile.


(Later on in a tree)


Vaughn sat strappped to a wooden interogation chair.....



"Who do you work for." Said the squirrl with glasses and a suit on ( a chinese squirrl :smiley: )

"Write this down you nut brain." Said Vaughn.


"Ok E-M-E-T-I-B Ya go that. Ok reverse it."

SO the squirrl did and bit Vaughn.

"What was that for!"

"You said to bite you!" Said the squirrl innocently.


Then the squirrl got his nuts out.


"if you dont tell me you'll eat nuts." Said the squirrl as he jumped on Vaughn and started pushing Nuts in his mouth.


"EAT THIS YOU HOT DOG!" Shouted the squirrl.

"neveryounutfacedfluffbutt." Said Vaughn in a muffled tone.

Just then a man in pink leotards came in on a seahorse.

"Give it up squirrl! I have flower and bubble power."
Just then the man through flowers at the squirrl and he scurried away.


"Your so cool!" Shouted Vaughn!

"Yea I KNOW!" Said the man in a vain superman way.


Then he took vaughn and flew out.


LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You are very appreciated! You and Irina and Vicki and Kate and Erika and Mo and...the list goes on! ::snickers:: I had to go to a play when I was in 6th grade, there was a guy who wore a pink leotard, I'm not kidding...You just brought back a funny memory....heh heh..
 
LMAO! Thank you jo! That made me feel happy! LMAO!


dundun daaaaa I saw a man in a skirt walking down the street with a poodle on a leash earlier! LMAO Rolftomatos!!!!!!!!!! LMAO :smiley:
 
hehe thats very special ^_^

And remember Jo... I still have poppy held captive, at least until we finish our duel *giggles evilly* mwahah
 
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