GFX Belated Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day Song!

[HJ-Dune Walker]

I wrote this on the spur of the moment for another forum, so here goes! Just silly nonce and bawdiness. Enjoy!

The Buxom Wench o' Brafford's Inn

Th' buxom wench o' Brafford's Inn is lovely ta' behold,
Her supple thighs, her ample breast, her flowin' hair o' gold!
But let the lads with teeth to spare approach th' maiden fair,
For she's the Devil's own true love, and kills to show she cares!

A pint o' grog, a shot o' rum, may set her in yer sights,
But beauty such as that lass has, comes only at a price!
And should ye deign in chivalry, ta' offer her a stroll,
She'll laugh with sweetest villainy, and feast upon yer soul!

Th' buxom wench o' Brafford's Inn is lovely ta' behold,
Her supple thighs, her ample breast, her flowin' hair o' gold!
But watch ye lads your roaming hands, for should ye brush her rump,
She'll light a kiss upon your lips, whilst you pull back a stump!

Old Brafford him, that runs the Inn, does swear upon his life,
A wilder lass he ne'er has met, (except his darlin' wife!)
But fire aside, she's Brafford's pride, and serves the tavern well,
And should ye think but otherwise, she'll send ye straight to Hell!

The buxom wench o' Brafford's Inn is lovely ta' behold,
Her supple thighs, her ample breast, her flowin' hair o' gold!
And should she grin, she'll break yer shins, and shiv ye for a start,
Then work from there with grace and care, at carvin' out yer heart!

And should ye stride up to the bar, of Brafford's Inn one day,
The buxom wench, her soul blood-drenched, may deign to glance yer way!
And though her eyes chant luring lies, of tumbling in the hay,
Look to your drink! Don't dare to think! And lad, you'd damn well pray!

Th' buxom wench o' Brafford's Inn is lovely ta' behold,
Her supple thighs, her ample breast, her flowin' hair o' gold!
But let the lads with teeth to spare approach th' maiden fair,
For she's the Devil's own true love, and kills to show she cares!

~Dune Walker~

 

[Kuzzle]

:| ...That's awesome.

 

[Sherri_CinVin]

That's really great

 

[HJ-Navarre]

Very nice.

 

[WatchMaker]

That's really awesome, and I'm sure it takes a lot of talent to put something together like that.. But don't you have something better to do with your time?

(Yes, this is just another stupid post I've had on my chest for awhile now.)

 

[HJ-Dune Walker]

I'm a student. I have a ton of free time. I like to write, and I'm pretty good at it. I've applied to be a Content Writer so I can combine my tons of free time and my love of writing into a possible career. I consider stuff like this to be good practice.

*grins*

But yeah, there are better things I could do with my time. I'm just lazy. Not normal lazy, selective lazy. If I don't want to do something, I'm lazy. But if I want to do something, I get right on it. Important but unfun stuff falls somewhere in the middle.

~Dune~