Famous last words...

[WatchMaker]

Alright, so these jokes make me laugh almost EVERYTIME I hear them, so post some funny last words that would be on a gravestone or something.

"I think I'm going to make it!"

"Hey watch me!"

"Awww, come on. That gap isn't that big."

 

[Azdel]

"Don't worry, the plan is foolproof!"

"Aww, how cute."

"A woman with a sword?! BWAHAHA!"

"Yes I'm sure I disarmed it."

"I bet you I can hit that hive with this rock!"

"Hey Guys! Check out this beast I just tamed!"

"I guess this lever must open the chest..."

"Come on, it's just one slime!"

 

[Naeya]

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"Dude! Watch this!"

 

[HJ-Pinnelipe]

"Don't worry, I put it somewhere safe."

"It's someplace I'd never lose it in, I swear."

 

[Luciro]

"So when's the baby due?"

 

[HJ-Diviana]

"So when's the baby due?"

Slightly off topic:

I've worked a bunch of times at Sears for christmas, and the last time I did, I was working with this one woman. She was in her late 30's (guessing, but it seems about right) and a bit chubby, although not overly fat. I think I was training her at the time, and this man came up and bought some stuff. And then he asked her "So when is the baby due?"

Oh man I felt so bad for her (besides wanting to laugh really bad), but she just kinda brushed it off and said she wasn't pregnant. I think we both had a giggle about it after he left though.

 

[Kuzzle]

"Yeah, it kind of does make your butt look big."

"Don't worry, I'm an expert!"

"Pythons are the poisonous ones, right?"

"That's just a myth!"

"Stop freaking out!"

"Honey, is the screaming really necessary?" (During birth)

"They rarely attack humans."

"They wouldn't call it "Bear Mace" if it couldn't stop a bear!"

 

[Luciro]

"Hold my beer boys, I'm going up."

 

[Zink]

"What happens when I jump in a pool full of Hydrochloric Acid?"

"I never fall off of my ATV!"

"Are you sure it's not sharp?"

 

[Daax]

"Leeeeeeeerooooy Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiinsss!!!!!!!!"

 

[HJ-Pinnelipe]

"Alright, it's dead!"

 

[Luciro]

"There's no such thing as global warming."

Haha, a twoferoner.

 

[Zink]

"NOOOOO!!!!"

"Just do it man!"

 

[Aelwulfe]

"That ice looks pretty solid to me..."

"Man, I hate wearing that stupid helmet."

 

[Naeya]

"Here kitty, kitty."

 

[Evenvarg]

"Look a fishy!"
"I see music...."
"Wonder what uranium tastes like?"

 

[Dyngo]

"Let me, I got stealth"
"hold on, I just gonna snap a screenie"
"Nah, its allright here, they wont aggro through walls"
"Hey look, you can talk to him"
"follow me, I know a shortcut"

 

[Kuzzle]

"Ooh, big man with the gun! Ha!"
"And you think I care... Why?"
"Bah! These Hero's Hall mods don't know what they're doing!" (Followed by screeching noises, people in ski masks breaking down your door, and a sudden fade to black.)

 

[Naeya]

"Bah! These Hero's Hall mods don't know what they're doing!" (Followed by screeching noises, people in ski masks breaking down your door, and a sudden fade to black.)

Teehee:whs:

 

[HJ-Navarre]

A famous last words scenario:

You know your group is in trouble when you hear your Cleric (group healer)
say, "111111111121111211111111111111111111"