Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day. Anybody wanna be my mother? I'm kinda lacking that key thing in order to celebrate. I'll just go sit in the corner with my legos.
 
I miss legos.

I used to build huge towers (that didn't make sense) when I was little. Sometimes they'd fall over, but they were usually as high as I was.

We also had lots of crayons. We had one of those popcorn tins (you know the big ones with the silly pictures on the outside and 3 types of popcorn in the middle?) full of crayons. Never ran out of them, that's for sure!
 
I feel like I was sent to jail, and my cell mate was an 900lb homosexual ogre with a foot fetish. Why? Because I just walked 3+ hours, in an area I don't know at all, to get my mom a Mother's Day card. I don't know how far it was, but I know I've walked 5 miles barefoot, and nothing hurt nearly this bad. In fact, I can honestly say this is the first time I've walked so far that it made my ass hurt. :(2

Kuzzle: Hi! I'm, Kuzzle. What's your name?
Cellmate: Bend over!
Kuzzle: Ben? Nice to meet you!
 
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