I feel like I was sent to jail, and my cell mate was an 900lb homosexual ogre with a foot fetish. Why? Because I just walked 3+ hours, in an area I don't know at all, to get my mom a Mother's Day card. I don't know how far it was, but I know I've walked 5 miles barefoot, and nothing hurt nearly this bad. In fact, I can honestly say this is the first time I've walked so far that it made my ass hurt.
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