Lessons From Alias

[Painted Alias]

Hey, I was thinking about something I could post in here today, and I was inspired by a site that had these life lessons and thought we could start a thread....

Some examples are:

1.In college, make sure your term papers have soul

2. Don't assume someone is married

3. Just because your mom died in a car accident when you were six doesn't mean she isn't alive and a criminal mastermind

4.Frosting the pie is NOT a god idea

5. There's no drug like adrenaline

6.Never go out with some one with the last name 'Hicks'. It can only end tragically.

7.Wrapping paper can make a great skirt

 

[alias_luver]

8. Always carry a screwdriver

9. Never believe people when they say they work for a bank

 

[garnergarnish]

10. Never patronize Sydney-she hates it you know!!

 

[pennstatechic]

11) Never betray someone you love

12) When it comes to Sydney....have FAITH

13) Whenever you are caught some where you shouldn't be, act dumb and always say you were just looking for the bathroom.

14) Adrenline is a powerful drug



Love ya,

Penny

 

[hotpot]

When shouting out the name of the pursuit vehicle you want to use at your partner - always yell the model number.

Ford Focus's always come back for revenge.

Even cold blooded assasins need love too.

 

[rileylovesalias]

When you're told 2 keep a secret, do. Or sum1 u luv may end up dead

 

[Vaughnadict]

15. Bras have more that 1 purpose!
a. push up clevage
b. hold weapons/devices/artifacts

16. If your best friend isn't excited about the guy you've been drooling about when she finally meets him-turn her over to the CIA

17. Make sure to have an oven!

18 Always check the TV for cameras!

 

[Quiet Disaster]

19. Never drink something that someone offers you, you never know if it's laced.

20. When talking to your conspirator, drop the pet names.

 

[hotpot]

20. When talking to your conspirator, drop the pet names.

:laughbounce: :laughbounce:

 

[bluebird1045]

21. If the girl you like already has a boyfriend, do not use her name as your password anymore. It might save you from embarassment later on.

 

[Quiet Disaster]

^ :lol:

22. If your friend tells you to drop the subject, DROP IT... cause if you don't, it could ruin your life as you know it.

23. If you're stranded and don't know where you are and you call your gf/bf to pick you up, don't break up with them while they're driving you back home.

24. If your friend buys your bf a gift before you, be very suspicious and check the gift for bugs.

 

[garnergarnish]

25. learn all your friends and family's least favourite ice cream flavours, it might come in handy!

 

[aliasluvr]

26. When your long lost boyfriend mysteriously returns after leaving you, don't immediately get involved with him again!

27. Don't tell your fiancee that you work for the CIA.

28. Ice cream makes a great chaser..(especially with chocolate sauce! YUM!)

29. Don't log onto CIA computers when up to no good.

30. Don't poop where you sleep!

31. When a dying man is trying to tell you something, for goodness sake listen to him!!

 

[AugustSnow]

32. Don't call the enemy from inside CIA HQ

33. Safe-houses aren't always safe.

34. The CIA loves Ford

35. 30. Three bullet wounds to the chest can't kill you

36. No one goes to the store in the middle of the night just because they ran out of something

37. When a pizza place calls you every second night - it's the CIA

38. Before opening a safe, ALWAYS pull the fire alarm

 

[Marlene]

39. When under going tooth pulling torture, ask the guy to start for the back, for cosmetic purposes.

40. When under gun point be sure to make out with your deliciously hot ex-boyfriend...hey it maybe you're only chance. And remember...that making out with a hot spy boy toy who may as well be your brother is definately allowed even if you are running away.

41. Drive like everyone is stupid, cause the fast and the furious get through. (Disclaimer...do drive safely though...not like on ALIAS!)

42. To prevent bastardization you can always get married under the church of mammals over the internet.

43. Mommy will always save the day. (Irina! Lauren's mommy...)

 

[SD6Agent24]

44. Always line your jacket with a parachute. You never know when it might come in handy.
45. Always be suspicious of your "friends" (i.e. Francinator, Lauren)
46. If you ever go to a dinner party and notice there is extra security, you can bet there's more there than a dinner party.
47. Be careful of pins shaped like flowers. They could destroy your life.

 

[cg's-gal_72689]

Hehehehehe, I had one of these before! Here are some good ones.

When in an area you shouldn't be in, if you get caught, always say you were looking for a bathroom.

When using above excuse, make sure you aren't standing right in front of a bathroom.

Always have a lock pick tucked in some article of clothing or an accessory. You'll need it.

If you join the CIA and get a very HOTT handler, learn two words. SCREW PROTOCOL.

Teach handler mentioned above how to run in case there is a huge wave about to hit him and he has to make it to a sliding door.

 

[Aliasaddict:)]

53. If you see a huge wave of water coming right at you and a girl in a blue wig tells you to run- DO IT!!

54. Zambonis are much more interesting than the acutal hockey game

55. Never trust Gloria Estefan (spelling?) fans !! :lol: (crossings!! )

San h34r:

 

[ILoveVaughn627]

56. Don't erase your memory
57. Even if you think the love of your life is dead, DON'T MARRY A COW!
58. If two people exchange discs while passing eachother they are in the CIA

 

[sydneyrulz]

Things U can learn from Alias 1: 10 minutes in a drug store and u can come out with an awsome disguise! 2: Always wait or u will end up in trouble! 3: never trust a girl with a gun 4: When Marshall says PULL OUT !.you had better listen or u will end up in an incinerated building!!!