Lessons Learned

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MVhunny

Cadet
I dont know if theres a thread like this already...if there is ill close it, but what has alias taught us? heres a bunch...

1. Even kick ass spies get jealous.

2. Sometimes its a bad thing that your dad still loves your mother.

3. Safe houses arent really always that safe.

4. the screw driver is, indeed, the greatest invention.


got any more?
 
5. If you find that the love of your life has married someone esle - shes *definatly* the source of all evil.

6. Dont frost the pie

7. Even if your girlfriend's mother killed your father - it doesnt have to effect your relationship with her
 
8. Knowing your best friends favorite ice cream flavor is VERY important.

9. Black cars and sunglasses = bad news

10. If you book someone on a flight to Singapore under an alias, tell them before their reporter friend finds out

11. It's an advantage being kidnapped by your best friends father.
 
13. If your friend says that she (or he) woks at a bank & they're always taking business trips they probably don't really work for a bank.

14. If your Russian mother used to get books with codes in them for gifts, chances are she wasn't completely innocent

15. If you drive off a pier you can use the air in the tires to breathe under water.

16. If you're a double agent you probably will find yourself in more that one sticky situation.

17. Cameras can be hidden in anything.

18. Signal jammers can be hidden in anything.

19. When all else fails go radio silent.

20. If your partner is always going radio silent then she might be a mole.

21. You can always reheat dinner. :D

22. Learning to speak any language fluently with an appropriate accent will come in handy.
 
This thread is v. funny! :D

24. When someone offers you work in a 'covert' branch of the CIA, check it really is the CIA before joining.

25. Truth takes time

26. When caught in the wrong place, smile sweetly and say, "I was just looking for the bathroom"

27. Only wear sunglasses if they're super swank

28. If your best friend buys your boyfriend a tie for no apparent reason, she's probably an evil clone

29. You really don't want him to open the box.

30. Don't believe that father sells airplane parts, he never did.

31. Take surface streets, they're doing some work on the subway
 
34. Never ask "why are you wearing that ring?" unless you want your heart broken or you don't really care what the answer is
 
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