Lessons From Alias

[maddy28]

260. always have coffee ice cream near buy, just in case you think your best friend might actually might be the bad guy

 

[Syd4Vaughn]

261. There's no drug like adrenaline

 

[Action!Vaughn]

262. The greatest ivention ever made is the screwdriver

 

[shelby87]

263. Spying on your boyfriend is generally considered a bad relationship precedent.

264. Eating newspaper is a condition

265. It is hard to fool a lie detector when asked if you are romantically interested in someone by the person you are interested in. Avoid this situation, if possible.

266. It is never work when your Dad stands you up for dinner. Chances are he is parked outside the restaurant that very minute.

267. There is nothing like a near death experience to awaken suppressed feelings.

 

[Sydney Derevko Bristow]

268. If you want to make a man talk that isn't afraid of torture and death, first kill him then revive him with electroshock. He'll talk.

 

[shelby87]

269. If your last name is Sloane, be careful around sharp knives etc. You guys seems to like losing fingers...

 

[SpyGirl426]

270: Never tell Sydney she doesn't look good in black lingerie

271: In the world of espionage, no one ever really dies... ever

272: Anything that has the number 47 printed on it is significant

273: Everyone just wants to end up on the winning side

 

[ams4alias]

274. When your Mum, Dad, Sister, Aunties, Best Friend, Boyfriend, His Dad, and his best Friend are all spies then your life is Seriously F***ed Up!!

275. Terrorits can actually be Hot Russians with British accents.

 

[SpyGirl426]

276. Pay attention to what foods your roommate/best friend doesn't like... it may come in handy someday

277. Always watch out for gates (Jen in the bloopers in season 2)

 

[xinli11]

278 You never know what your dentist does on the side

279 Don't assume you'd be safe sitting in a park, playing chess. You never know when a satellite may come crashing down on your head.

280 Be suspicious of people named Bob.

 

[shelby87]

281. When frustrated and upset head to the nearest ocean and throw your phone/beeper in it! (p.s. more therapudic if it is the pacific)

 

[sarkfan_alias]

some one might have said this already
282. Trust no one not even your own family

 

[shelby87]

283. Even if you think you know someone is dead, wait for them...they will come...and if you dont, they will be upset...big time!

 

[Margo-W]

some one might have said this already
282. Trust no one not even your own family

Oh yeah