R-Rated Jokes!

[kylo4]

Here they are: Bad Jokes!!!!
These are basically all from my friends. The last one I made up yesterday.

Your mom is like a bicycle, everyone gets a ride.
Your mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a nut, 10 cents a screw.
Your mom is like a squirrel, she's always got nuts in her mouth.
Your mom is like a bowling ball, she's fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

What did the girl say when she saw blood come out of the toilet after she had flushed it?

f***ing tampon!
kylo4

 

[*Nicole*]

omg those r awesome!!!

 

[ISpy10]

LOL! those are hilarious!!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

[Itz da MT]

LOL I have loads.. but i'm not sure if I can post them because i rather want to be knowns as a serious intelligent boy.

 

[AlohaSpy]

lol!! I haven't heard those before. I've only heard: Your mom is like McDonalds--over 99 billion served!!

 

[Elizabeth_dj]

those are bad lol I love em LOL

 

[Itz da MT]

A Belgian man drives in Holland to the Holland/Belgian border... when he arrives there he has to stop, he asks "Why do I have to stop here?"... the man who wanted him to stop says "we're looking for a mass raper, but you can drive further now"... the Belgian says "okay then, bye"... after driving a few minutes he turns his car, drives back to the border and stops his car again, next to the man... and says "Yea i'll do it"

 

[Scarlet Crystal]

ha ha

i have no more to say

 

[Chanel]

lmao.. i ahve a few...

3 ducks are playing in a pond... in duck land...
a police duck comes over and asks them what they are doing.
the first duck answers.. I was blowing bubbles.
the second answer's i'm blowing bubbles
the third answers.. i am bubbles...


yo mama's like a theme park, theres a ride for everyone..
yo mamas like a tv. even a 3 year old can turn her on...

im done

 

[Caro]

:rotflmao:

 

[AgentDesertRose]

Those are great!! :rotflmao:

 

[K. Ackles]

Ahhh!!! :lol: Those are bad! And funny! :lol:

 

[bluheart13]

lmao.. i ahve a few...

3 ducks are playing in a pond... in duck land...
a police duck comes over and asks them what they are doing.
the first duck answers.. I was blowing bubbles.
the second answer's i'm blowing bubbles
the third answers.. i am bubbles...


yo mama's like a theme park, theres a ride for everyone..
yo mamas like a tv. even a 3 year old can turn her on...

im done

LMAO Chanel!

 

[*Nicole*]

y is santa clause always jolly at christmas??
because of all the naughty girls.

lol not hilarious but it's ok

 

[ALIAS_RULES]

LMFAO those r good!

 

[Chanel]

lmao.. i ahve a few...

3 ducks are playing in a pond... in duck land...
a police duck comes over and asks them what they are doing.
the first duck answers.. I was blowing bubbles.
the second answer's i'm blowing bubbles
the third answers.. i am bubbles...


yo mama's like a theme park, theres a ride for everyone..
yo mamas like a tv. even a 3 year old can turn her on...

im done

LMAO Chanel!

LMao... 10th period.. our class tends to get bored.. just alittle..
lmao.. the santa one

 

[Archangel_dj]

These arent jokes but R18 nursery rhymes

Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked,
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'Twas split right up the front...
But she didn't wear that one very often.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
And turned its wool to nylon.

 

[Chanel]

LLLMMMMMMAAAOOOOO

 

[Alias_Gay]

LLLMMMMMMAAAOOOOO

I will second that ...

LMAO ... :lol:

 

[FuNnYcHiCkEn]

I will third that!!

*FuNnYcHiCkEn*
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