I have some new ones!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, how about this one??????
Your mom's so fat, that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Your mom's so fat, the only way to get her to move is to put a Twinkie on the opposite side of the room.
Your mom's so fat, that she got stuck in a 100-yard long swimming pool, and not even the Navy Seals could pull her out.
Your mom's so ugly, that she got a ticket for littering.
kylo4