perviously i believe syd recused vaughn and are back safe and sound tryin to figure out how vaughn escaped the evil duo, jack, dixon, marshall, sloane and weiss all went on an adventure and have been MIA.
i think thats where we are now.
CIA office-
d- weiss have you seen jack?
w-uh...no not since our....um you know... mission. why is something wrong?
d- uh not really just need his imput on some intel i retrieved.
w- alrighty well if i see him ill tell him to pay you a visit.
d- ok man sounds good.
dixon runs off into the sunset. no not really but runs off to where ever he always disappears to.
meanwhile syd and vaughn are tryin to work on finding a lead on the drunken duo as they are still somewhere in the eastern portion of the US.
-Vaughn do you remember hearing sark or lauren talking about where they might be headed or any clues for that matter that could lead us to them?
-im afraid not. i was more concerned with focusing on not hitting any cows.
-uh? what cows?
-oh its a long story. anyways, i would imagine they are still in PA or have amazingly discovered a way to drive us crazy by sending us on a wild goose chase.
-uh Blondie- in case you have forgotten we are on a wild goose chase! we're always on one! and you certainly dont help! hmm im going to find marshall and see if he has found any clues.
-ok sweet cheeks im just going to sit here and stare into my computer screen and look like im doing something constructive.
-ok you do that. (she gives him a little kiss on the forehead and walks off to marshall's lab)
marshalls lab
syd walks in and notices marshall is chilling to music
-hey marshal!! (syd taps him on the shoulder)
-oh hey syd! sorry i wasnt singing out loud was i?
-uh im afraid so but you have a beautiful singing voice and that song rocks!
-oh yeah dont you love (thinks of a song we know marshall would listen to) outkast! (begins to sing) roses really smell like poo hoo hoo. yeah roses really smell like poo hoo hoo. Caroline… she’s the reason for the word...b****……. crazy b****. stupid ass b****.(however it goes, cant you see marhsall singing that? hehe)
-yeah marhsall great song. anyways i need your help....ha why else would i come to see you? we cant find sark or lauren and im hoping you know something or anything that could help us out.
-well im sorry to disapoint you syd but i have nothing. nada!.... zip!
-damn it! how can we have nothing?
-well thats very simple. your loser boyfriend sucks at his job and didnt supply us with any info why he was so called kidnapped by sark and lauren.
-hey ok there is no need for the dising of vaughn! i know he is a crumy agent but he treats me well...ok some of the time but i love him and....anyways so we got nothing?!
-yeah.
-hmmm? think syd think.
-theres got to be something.
-oh i know ill get my magic 8 ball and ask it what we should do. (props to i think Gab for the idea)
(syd runs off to her desk to pull out our 8 ball freind. Vaughn is still staring at his computer)
syd returns with 8 ball in hand
-ok marshall this my friend is the worlds greatest invention!
-really the magic 8 ball?! i beg to differ but we dont have time!
-ok so what are you goin to ask it?
-hmm? im goin to ask it, oh by the way it has a name.
-haha!! you named the 8 ball?!
-yes i did! and its name is george.
-hi george pleasure to meet you. im marshall! oh let me show you a pic of my guy. this is mitch! hes my boy! aww!
(syd looks up at marshall and he shuts up)
-sorry got carried away. where were we?
-ok im goin to ask george if sark and lauren are....really siblings?
-what?! who cares if they are and ew!! hey george does lauren love me? please say yes!
-MARSHALL!!! arent you married and you dont want lauren!! she is a criminal! Remember?
-oh right! duh!
-ok george does vaughn still love me? (george says...ask again later)
-what the hell!! wrong answer george!
-uh arent we suppose to be asking about the where abouts of sark and lauren?
- oh right sorry marhsall! i just had to ask.
-right... now.... are sark and lauren in CA? (george says...no)
-ok so they arent in ca. hmm where could they be?
-uh if i were sark i would be sitting on the beach in hawaii watching lauren run up and down the beach in a two peice and be sipping on one of those fruit drinks with the toys in it.
-oh why do i bother to drag you into this! i got to find my father. he is the only one with some sense in him.
(marshall remains sitting in his chair daydreaming about sitting on the beach)
-see you later marshall! i wouldnt tell carrie about your little fantasies.
-oh bye syd! have fun with george!
(syd walks out leaving marshall alone)
syd leaves in search of jack who is still MIA at this point. although he is probably sitting in a car in the parklot of the CIA instant messaging irina.
and thats the end of that chap.