ALIAS Mad Libs

Next, for Irina:

5 crazy places
1 interesting celebrity
2 types of people (such as oddball or carpenter)
5 nouns
5 verbs
8 adjectives
1 adverb

Try not to get me into too much trouble!!!
:blush:
 
omg lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was halarious!
 
I think that one was the best one yet! Of course, I guess anything that makes liberal use of the words "poop" and "penis" is bound to be entertaining. Especially when it's in the context of a relationship conversation between Sydney and Vaughn! :rotflmao:
 
verdantheart said:
Next, for Irina:

5 crazy places
1 interesting celebrity
2 types of people (such as oddball or carpenter)
5 nouns
5 verbs
8 adjectives
1 adverb

Try not to get me into too much trouble!!!
:blush:
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I thought I'd bump this up to the top again, for those interested in this topic. Still awaiting some words . . .

Think up some gonzo ones . . .
:P
 
Okay, here's some...

Places - Wal-Mart, Chucky Cheese, YMCA, Arkansas, gay nightclub
Celebrity - Martha Stewart
Types of people - gynocologist, stud
Nouns - nipple, muskrat, condom, husband, vibrator
Verbs - urinate, erupt, caress, nauseate, spank
Adjectives - raw, pornographic, PMS-y, sexually inexperienced, gentlemanly, dwarf-like, Portuguese, bloodcurdling
Adverb - erotically

I think we're soon going to run out of "naughty" words! ^_^
 
5 places: igloo; the White House; a funeral home; psychiatric ward; the planet Mars.

1 interesting celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar (you know, the one formerly known as Buffy)

2 types of people: a Chess master and a Swinger

5 nouns: Handcuffs; honeymoon suite; tornado; blindfold; shotgun.

5 verbs: to hit; to tie up; to wink; to tease; to argue.

8 adjectives: sly, foxy, elusive, dangerous, risky, shameful, dark, deadly.

1 adverb: rapidly.
 
OK, here it is, from "Truth Takes Time

Starting with the second set of words (AgentGill's) first:
~~~~
(On a private plane Irina, Sloane and Sark sit together. Sark remains deadly, looking at his shotgun.)
IRINA: I still have operatives in the igloo, the funeral home and Mars.
SLOANE: How sly?
IRINA: Sly.
SLOANE: Dark. You, are you dangerous?
IRINA: The tornado went well.
SLOANE: I'm asking about you, Irina.
IRINA: I'm risky to see you again.
SLOANE: I was thinking the same thing myself. What about the elusive database?
IRINA: Sark and I will meet you back in the psychiatric ward. As soon as they're acquired, you'll have the honeymoon suite.
SLOANE: Good. I'll be in the White House with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
IRINA: How is she?
SLOANE: She's shameful. The hard part for her now is tying up the people she had to tease. Especially Sydney. You know how much we hit her as if she were our own.
IRINA: (to Sark) Excuse us.
(Sark takes his shotgun and leaves. Irina leans forward.)
IRINA: I see through you. You must know that.
SLOANE: This is who I am.
IRINA: You may need to think of yourself as an foxy chess master, a swinger. But I don't. I will never see that man in you, which rapidly is why we have this blindfold.
SLOANE: You need to get some handcuffs.
IRINA: Never talk to me about your hitting Sydney again.
SLOANE: Get some handcuffs.
(He gets up and argues. She winks.)
~~~~
Now, Azalea's words:
~~~~
(On a private plane Irina, Sloane and Sark sit together. Sark remains sexually inexperienced, looking at his nipple.)
IRINA: I still have operatives in the Chucky Cheese, the YMCA and Arkansas.
SLOANE: How dwarflike?
IRINA: Dwarflike.
SLOANE: Portuguese. You, are you raw?
IRINA: The husband went well.
SLOANE: I'm asking about you, Irina.
IRINA: I'm PMS-y to see you again.
SLOANE: I was thinking the same thing myself. What about the pornographic database?
IRINA: Sark and I will meet you back in the WalMart. As soon as they're acquired, you'll have the condoms.
SLOANE: Good. I'll be in the gay nightclub with Martha Stewart.
IRINA: How is she?
SLOANE: She's blood-curdling. The hard part for her now is nauseating the people she had to spank. Especially Sydney. You know how much we caressed her as if she were our own.
IRINA: (to Sark) Excuse us.
(Sark takes his nipple and leaves. Irina leans forward.)
IRINA: I see through you. You must know that.
SLOANE: This is who I am.
IRINA: You may need to think of yourself as an foxy gynocologist, a stud. But I don't. I will never see that man in you, which erotically is why we have this muskrat.
SLOANE: You need to get a vibrator.
IRINA: Never talk to me about your caressing Sydney again.
SLOANE: Get a vibrator.
(He gets up and urinates. She erupts.)
~~~~
Hope you like it!
:P
 
Once again, bravo! :clap: You're an expert at knowing exactly where to put the words to make the funniest combination. Except now I have a very scary mental picture of Sloane in a gay nightclub with Martha Stewart....yikes. :lol:
 
I ended up finding two from one episode, so you can provide words for one or both, as you like:

First scene:
7 nouns
1 silly/interesting celebrity
5 types of people (such as oddball or carpenter)
1 unusual or funny group (such as Nine Inch Nails or the KKK)
9 verbs
5 adjectives

~~~

Second scene:
5 nouns
3 silly/interesting celebrities
1 unusual or funny group
12 verbs (yike! busy one . . .)
5 adjectives

Think up funny words!
;)
 
First scene:
7 nouns: werewolf, toaster, lima beans, tennis raquet, eye lid, ape
1 silly/interesting celebrity: Ozzy Osbourne
5 types of people: numps, firefighter, jockey, arachnophobic (sp?), robot
1 unusual or funny group: the international association for competitive eating
9 verbs: spin, dance, licked, flashed, screwed, crawl attack, served, clap
5 adjectives: sexy, ignorant, appealing, grape, ugly
 
Here it is, a scene from "The Getaway." I was missing a noun, so I pointed into a piece of fiction I was working on at random and came up with "convulsion."

~~~
(Cut to later. Irina is spinning the toaster now, having licked it.)
JACK: Ozzy Osbourne has a firefighter and an ignorant numps but neither would have the necessary tennis racquets to clap the International Association for Competitive Eating and the other jockeys considered Osbourne ugly. No one was appealing to see him go.
IRINA: So you have eyelids.
(Jack gives a little, helpless shrug.)
IRINA: Are you considering attacking?
JACK: That would leave Sydney sexy with no one to serve her lima beans.
IRINA: You'd have to have her crawl with you.
JACK: And have her spend the rest of her life flashing? That's not an option.
IRINA: Then if you're not here to screw, why did you attack me?
JACK: I need someone to dance with.
IRINA: Surely the CIA has werewolves who specialize in these convulsions. Arachnophobes, robots...
JACK: Yes. They do.
IRINA: Have the grape apes pull everything they have on Osbourne.
~~~~

We still have the other one, which could be amusing.
;)
 
verdantheart @Jul 17 2003 said:
Azalea? Anyone? Anyone?
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Oops! I didn't even notice there was a call for new words. It was like, 10 days ago, how did I miss that?

Here are some words for the second one, if you still want to do it.

Nouns - Hooters magazine, jock strap, jackass, blow-up doll, diaper.
Celebrities - Kevin Bacon, Barry Manilow, Oprah
Group - Man/Boy Love Association
Verbs - smooch, tickle, probe, hiccup, gobble, yawn, stroke, impregnate, stimulate, go fishing, donate, colonize, baptize, desire (There are 14, just use the ones you want. ^_^ )
Adjectives - putrid, hung like a horse, drunk, salty, spectacular
 
oooh these sound fun! Can I do one??? Here's my words:
Nouns: Bra, tidy whiteys, penis, boob, rhinocerous
Celebs: Shania Twain, Mandy Moore, Allison Janney
Group: The Irish Mafia
Verbs: Push, come, lick, grope, press, harden, circumsize, run, eat, puke, throw, trip
Adjectives: hard, irregular, hairless, prude(don't know if that'll work), drunken
 
sweet mother of Irina, I was reading some of these earlier and I was trying not to laugh since my family was home so it sounded like I was choking :lol: :sideroll: :rotflmao:
 
The other scene, also from "The Getaway":

~~~~
Tinker Belle's words:
SYDNEY: You've been groping my father.
VAUGHN: Yeah.
SYDNEY: You knew the Irish Mafia was pressing my father.
VAUGHN: Yes.
SYDNEY: For how long?
VAUGHN: Two weeks. Syd, I understand you're prudish.
SYDNEY: Yeah, I am.
VAUGHN: Your father puked, that's why we hadn't run you.
SYDNEY: Now that I've had time to tip about that--
VAUGHN: It was a question of your bra.
SYDNEY: He was almost eaten! I threw him!
VAUGHN: It hadn't gotten to that--
SYDNEY: Yeah, but it did!
VAUGHN: I didn't want you to have more on your boobs.
SYDNEY: Why are you worrying about what's on my boobs?
VAUGHN: It was a hairless penis.
SYDNEY: It's a hairless penis you've been circumcising for the past three months!
VAUGHN: Pushing you had no upside.
SYDNEY: There's no upside to hardening me? You didn't tell me about Shania Twain or that you had tidy whities with Mandy Moore! You didn't even tell me that you were licking Allison Janney again!
VAUGHN: Wait. What is this about?
SYDNEY: This is about me being too drunken to come!
VAUGHN: Your rhinocerus is irregular, Sydney! Forgive me for trying to make it any harder!
SYDNEY: I don't need you for that!
(She walks out, leaving Vaughn standing alone.)
~~~~

~~~~
OK, let's try Azalea's words:
SYDNEY: You've been tickling my father.
VAUGHN: Yeah.
SYDNEY: You knew the Man/Boy Association was going fishing with my father.
VAUGHN: Yes.
SYDNEY: For how long?
VAUGHN: Two weeks. Syd, I understand you're hung like a horse.
SYDNEY: Yeah, I am.
VAUGHN: Your father yawned, that's why we hadn't donated you.
SYDNEY: Now that I've had time to hiccup about that--
VAUGHN: It was a question of your jockstrap.
SYDNEY: He was almost colonized! I baptized him!
VAUGHN: It hadn't gotten to that--
SYDNEY: Yeah, but it did!
VAUGHN: I didn't want you to have more in your diaper.
SYDNEY: Why are you worrying about what's in my diaper?
VAUGHN: It was a drunk jackass.
SYDNEY: It's a drunk jackass you've been smooching for the past three months!
VAUGHN: Stimulating you had no upside.
SYDNEY: There's no upside to desiring me? You didn't tell me about Kevin Bacon or that you had a blow-up doll with Barry Manilow! You didn't even tell me that you were probing Oprah again!
VAUGHN: Wait. What is this about?
SYDNEY: This is about me being too spectacular to impregnate!
VAUGHN: Your Hooter's magazine is putrid, Sydney! Forgive me for trying to make it any saltier!
SYDNEY: I don't need you for that!
(She walks out, leaving Vaughn standing alone.)
~~~~

Hope you like 'em. Want me to find another?
;)
 
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