Why did you choose your AllAlias name?

thanks for explaining joyie, i was wondering how on earth you could have come up with a name like that!! (sarcasm for anyone that didnt get that)
 
aliascazUK said:
Joyie said:
aliascazUK said:
thanks for explaining joyie, i was wondering how on earth you could have come up with a name like that!! (sarcasm for anyone that didnt get that)
Actually... I lied... my name's really Buzz.... :thinking:
LMAO!!


hey buzz :P
And I'm not really a 19 year old girl...

I'm a 47 year old bald man with a beer belly and massive amounts of chest hair (but don't worry, I do shave down south ;)) and I like to sit in front of the TV in my underwear with my beer and peanuts :snack: :tvhappy:... scratching my ass every 2 seconds and scratching my balls every 3 seconds. No wonder the peanuts taste funky. :confused:

I'd be doing that right now... but I'm in prison for uhh... :ermm: trying to pick up a hooker off the street and he ended up being an undercover cop. So then I tried to run away... but one thing you never do is run away from the police. :nonono:

So here I am, in state prison... trying never to bend over in the shower to pick up the soap. :thinking: Well, I did it once just to see what would happen and to tell you the truth, I kind of liked it. :mellow:

We get to watch TV in here and Alias is my favorite... and we're allowed to use the computer. So I found this site, and here I am... I was pretty sure no one would want to talk to the real me so I made up Joyie.

But now... my big secret is out. And I do hope you'll all continue to talk to me. I look forward to the moments we have together. They're what keeps me going during the unbearably lonesome nights here. And when my time in prison is up... be sure that I'm going to visit each and every one of you! You still want to go clubbing with me, don't you, Caz? :cheers: I can shake my ass with the lot of them on the dancefloor. :D And I'm more than looking forward to our date, Arash. :kiss: ;)

Please, don't be scared off by your image of me in my underwear with my beer belly, unruly chest hair, and nasty BO... and sweat stains. I'm really a lovely man underneath this ugly shell. (y) Besides, some of you might even find that image sexy. ;)
 
i'm sorry...which part o that are we supposed to find sexy?! :eek:

OMG! joyie, u crack me up! okay so now y brother is giving me weird looks cos im laughing hysterically and i just fell off my chair!
 
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