If Not a Hero... - An Alias/Heroes crossover!
Naughn: "Wake up, Professor! Wake up!"
Professor Chandra Suresh: "I don't understand what just
happened... I passed out?"
Naughn: "Yes, its one of my several powers. Inducing sleep."
Professor Chandra Suresh: "I'd hardly say that makes you a
hero. It just means that you're incredibly boring."
Naughn: "Well, what about my ability to attract things?"
Professor Suresh: "Your strange ability to attract knives,
bullets, a huge wall of water, and a speeding SUV?"
Naughn: "Yes, scary isn't it?"
Professor Suresh: "We Hindus would attribute that to Karma."
Naughn: "Well, what about my ability to heal from devasting injury?"
Professor Suresh: "Instantaneous healing
is a great power to have!"
Naughn: "Uh, healing after a lengthy stay at the Intensive Care Unit."
Professor Suresh: "You must be joking! Is my son, Mohinder, paying
me back for being away so often when he was younger?"
Naughn: "No. Could I have the power to affect things through my
molecular density?"
Professor Suresh: "You're dense, alright."
Naughn: "Thank you! Uh, why are you complementing me on
my physique?"
Professor Suresh: "That's not what
dense means. Here look at
this online dictionary at Encarta... Look at definition #4."
Naughn: "
#4. Slow to learn or understand: considered to lack
the ability to learn or understand quickly - insult."
Professor Suresh: "You're just not a hero. Far from it, in fact."
Naughn: "You mock me for being dumb, Professor? Well then, if I'm not a superhero...
I must be a
super villain."
Professor Suresh: "Why are you carrying that garden hoe? Is it your weapon? It's ridiculous!"
Naughn: "I call it 'Michael's Hoe'. Beware, we're dangerous."
Professor Suresh: "I concede that you're scary... What shall we call you?"
Naughn: "You have inspired me. The world
will fear me, for my alias is Dr. Dumb!"
:naughty:
SIO strikes again! :wanted:
Thanks to filmlover for her inspiration and support!