In tribute to the late great Charleton Heston.
Daddy Swears That I'll Always Protect You
Jack: "Sydney? What's wrong, sweetie?"
Sydney: "Daddy, I had a bad dream... A big ugly gorilla was after me."
Jack: "Sydney, you shouldn't watch scary things on TV. Don't worry, Daddy swears that I'll always protect you."
Sydney: "I love you Daddy!"
Jack: "Daddy loves you too, Sydney. Now go back to sleep. I'll keep watch for apes. Good night, Honey!"
Twenty Years Later
Weiss: "Naughn, you can't tell Jack that you've been sleeping with Sydney! He'll skin you alive!"
Naughn: "He's bound to find out. It'll be okay once I tell Jack that I intend to marry Sydney, someday."
Weiss: "'Someday'? Dude... Are you insane? If Jack & Sydney find out about your history of
dumping women after you tire of them..."
Sydney: "I heard that!"
Jack: "And, so did I!"
Weiss: "Oh, geez... I'm outta here!"
Naughn: "Syd... I can explain!"
Sydney: "You beast! Let go of me!"
Jack: "Take your filthy hands off of her, you damned dirty ape!"
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SIO Strikes Again!