As a pet owner...

[Kevin]

... my response to this ...

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... was just !

However, there is a clear cut answer by runbmd.

You may want to take off your fire hydrant costume before you go to bed.

 

[Tim]

My parents dog, a blue merle sheltie, peed on me in bed. Right on my head. I think it was marking me as property. I don't know. Anyhow he's not allowed to sleep upstairs anymore.

 

[Kevin]

My parents dog, a blue merle sheltie, peed on me in bed. Right on my head. I think it was marking me as property. I don't know. Anyhow he's not allowed to sleep upstairs anymore.

Sorry, you likely did not find it funny at the time. With our fuzzball here (a Bichon/Maltese mix) it has not come up as a problem since he is not allowed to roam upstairs.