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Rambaldi_Follower
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Xander- Work with me here. I'm finally a part of your collegy life. No more 'looking down on the townie' I'm the new bartender over at the pub. Got my lighter, my rag, my emphatic face.
Rambaldi_Follower
Cadet
In 'The Prom'
Buffy- Well at least we've all got someone to go with. Some of us are going with demons but thats a valid lifestyle choice. More importantly I've got the KICK dress.
Willow- The pink one?
Buffy- Oh yeah, Angels gonna lose it. But not his sole. I mean just lose 'it'. His 'it'
Buffy- Well at least we've all got someone to go with. Some of us are going with demons but thats a valid lifestyle choice. More importantly I've got the KICK dress.
Willow- The pink one?
Buffy- Oh yeah, Angels gonna lose it. But not his sole. I mean just lose 'it'. His 'it'
dangerous_agent
Cadet
I dunno if this is worded exaclty right but its still funny.
Spike: You only came here to pump information out of me.
Buffy: What else would I pump you for? (Pause) I really just said that didn't I?
Spike: You only came here to pump information out of me.
Buffy: What else would I pump you for? (Pause) I really just said that didn't I?
Omg, I have so many. Here's the ones I really, really like, though I like a great deal of them.
"Horny dummy, haha, very funny. You might want to consider getting some new stuff unless you want your prop ending up as a duroplan log"-Buffy "The Puppet Show"
"Ready to get down you funky party weasel?" Xander
"Go to h*ll"
"Save me a seat" Buffy&Angel "Becoming Pt. 2"
"Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?" Giles
"Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good" ?
"Your twisting my words"
"No I'm just using them for good" Buffy and Giles
"Now we can do this the hard way or...well actually there's just the hard way."-Buffy
"Are you going out tonight?"
"Yeah mom, I'm going to a club"
"Are boys going to be there?"
"No mom, it's a nun club"-Buffy and Joyce
"I'm not a big secret sharer. I like my secrets. They're secret."-Buffy
"It's time for me to act like a man. And hide"-Xander
"Color me stunned"
"I mean in the real world, when are we ever going to use chemistry, math, history or the english language?" Buffy
"Hop on the train or get off the tracks" Buffy
"Dawn, lets have thosee plates out of your room before they get furry and we have to name them."-Buffy
"Interesting lady. Can I kill her?"-Buffy
"You're not just any girl. You're special."-Xander
"If you want to make jokes then I will pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat"-Buffy
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"-Buffy
"World is what it is. We fight and we die. Wishing doesn't change that."-Buffy
"I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle"-Buffy
"Happy hunting"
"Wish me monsters" Willow and Buffy
Wow, that was a lot and I didn't type all the ones I have written. I think this good for now, don't you agree?
"Horny dummy, haha, very funny. You might want to consider getting some new stuff unless you want your prop ending up as a duroplan log"-Buffy "The Puppet Show"
"Ready to get down you funky party weasel?" Xander
"Go to h*ll"
"Save me a seat" Buffy&Angel "Becoming Pt. 2"
"Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?" Giles
"Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good" ?
"Your twisting my words"
"No I'm just using them for good" Buffy and Giles
"Now we can do this the hard way or...well actually there's just the hard way."-Buffy
"Are you going out tonight?"
"Yeah mom, I'm going to a club"
"Are boys going to be there?"
"No mom, it's a nun club"-Buffy and Joyce
"I'm not a big secret sharer. I like my secrets. They're secret."-Buffy
"It's time for me to act like a man. And hide"-Xander
"Color me stunned"
"I mean in the real world, when are we ever going to use chemistry, math, history or the english language?" Buffy
"Hop on the train or get off the tracks" Buffy
"Dawn, lets have thosee plates out of your room before they get furry and we have to name them."-Buffy
"Interesting lady. Can I kill her?"-Buffy
"You're not just any girl. You're special."-Xander
"If you want to make jokes then I will pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat"-Buffy
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"-Buffy
"World is what it is. We fight and we die. Wishing doesn't change that."-Buffy
"I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle"-Buffy
"Happy hunting"
"Wish me monsters" Willow and Buffy
Wow, that was a lot and I didn't type all the ones I have written. I think this good for now, don't you agree?
One that immediately comes to my mind is Xander to Cordelia on the dance floor at the Bronze, "I don't know what everybody's talking about, that dress doesn't make you look like a hooker." And of course, almost every line from Anya, but I already put my favorites of those in the Anya thread.
dangerous_agent
Cadet
got a few I'd like to add as well. Here we go.
Buffy:You have to admit, I kinda lack in the book area. You guys are the brains. I'd only be here for moral support.
Xander:That's not true, Buffy. You totally contribute. You go for snacks.
What's my line? Part One.
Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence, do I?
Xander: The important thing is, YOU believe that.
Inca Mummy Girl
Xander: Cavalry's here; cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here.
Becoming. Part One.
Willow:I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah: 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy:Me-ow
Willow:Really? THanks! I've never got a 'me-ow' before.
Phases
Willow: Don't warn the tadpoles!
What's my line? Part One
Cordelia: What?
Giles: I'm sorry....your hair
Cordelia: There's something wrong with my hair? Oh my God (exits)
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
THe puppet show
Giles: Do you know, I don't recall ever seeing you in here (the library) before.
Cordelia: Oh, no. I have a life.
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
Willow: Do you guys have a.....gig tonight?
Oz: Practice. THe band's kind of moving towards a new sound where we suck. SO practice.
Surprise
I could do loads more but I wanna eat strawberries so I won't. BUt I'll be back. Mwahhaahahaha
Buffy:You have to admit, I kinda lack in the book area. You guys are the brains. I'd only be here for moral support.
Xander:That's not true, Buffy. You totally contribute. You go for snacks.
What's my line? Part One.
Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence, do I?
Xander: The important thing is, YOU believe that.
Inca Mummy Girl
Xander: Cavalry's here; cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here.
Becoming. Part One.
Willow:I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah: 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy:Me-ow
Willow:Really? THanks! I've never got a 'me-ow' before.
Phases
Willow: Don't warn the tadpoles!
What's my line? Part One
Cordelia: What?
Giles: I'm sorry....your hair
Cordelia: There's something wrong with my hair? Oh my God (exits)
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
THe puppet show
Giles: Do you know, I don't recall ever seeing you in here (the library) before.
Cordelia: Oh, no. I have a life.
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
Willow: Do you guys have a.....gig tonight?
Oz: Practice. THe band's kind of moving towards a new sound where we suck. SO practice.
Surprise
I could do loads more but I wanna eat strawberries so I won't. BUt I'll be back. Mwahhaahahaha
Rambaldi_Follower
Cadet
fftopic: are you from england dangerous_agent? if so come visit the 'english thread' (unsubtle plug)dangerous_agent
Cadet
yeah, I'm a stuffy british person. Although I'm not stuffy...
Yeah I've been in All things English. Are you?
Yeah I've been in All things English. Are you?
Rambaldi_Follower
Cadet
I am. We're collecting a good group now we're going to take over aa. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway quotes......
Willow- Talk. Keep eye contact, funny is good but don't be glib and remember: if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobodys friend. Have fun!
Anyway quotes......
Willow- Talk. Keep eye contact, funny is good but don't be glib and remember: if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobodys friend. Have fun!
dangerous_agent
Cadet
THE BRITS ARE COMING. ALL OPPOSED BEWARE!!
lol just in case you think I'm evil.
lol just in case you think I'm evil.
hey cool I'm British hey I'll help take over I may be born in South Africa but my parents are British.my fav quotes
"I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself."--Cordelia
"Not just any girl. You're special." --Xander
"Angel was in your bedroom?!"--Xander
"Ours is a forbidden love." -- Willow "Lie To Me"
"Who *is* that girl?" -- Oz!
"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -- Buffy "What's My Line,Part 2"
"I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself."--Cordelia
"Not just any girl. You're special." --Xander
"Angel was in your bedroom?!"--Xander
"Ours is a forbidden love." -- Willow "Lie To Me"
"Who *is* that girl?" -- Oz!
"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -- Buffy "What's My Line,Part 2"
Existentialist
Entertainment Moderator
Hehe... ulls out her list of quotes:
"Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."- Giles
"Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm."- Buffy
"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me!"- Buffy
"Who are you?"- Buffy
"Lets just say I'm a friend."- Angel
"Yeah, well, maybe I don't need a friend."- Buffy
"I didn't say I was yours."- Angel
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."- Xander
"Why would someone want to harm Cordelia?"- Giles
"Maybe because they met her?... Did I say that?"- Willow
"That's all he said- Fork Guy?"- Giles
"That's all Cryptic Guy said. Fork Guy."- Buffy
"I think there are too many guys in your life."- Giles
"Call me old fashioned, I don't want anymore surprises in my hot dogs."- Willow
"I'm, I'm just gonna stay and clean up a little. I'll, uh, I'll be back in the middle ages."- Giles
"Did you ever leave?"- Jenny
"When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"- Willow
"Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque?"- Xander
"Still dug her, huh?"- Willow
"I'm sick, I need help."- Xander
"Don't I know it."- Willow
"You were looking at my neck."
"What?"
"You were checking out my neck! I saw that!"
"No, I wasn't!"
"Just keep your distance pal."
"I wasn't looking at your neck!"
"I told you to eat before we left."
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."- Buffy
"You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'Cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!"- Xander
"Whatever is calling the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever. But get over it."- Cordelia
"So, we gonna dig up some graves tonight?"- Xander
"Oh boy! A field trip!"- Willow
"Love makes you do the whacky."- Willow
"Oh I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah bitty blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone."- Buffy
"On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke."- Willow
"For 21 hours?"- Xander
"It's addictive, you know."- Willow
"Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong."- Willow
"One of these days you're gonna have to get a grown-up car."- Buffy
"This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."- Angel
"No. When you kiss me, I wanna die."- Buffy
"Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz."- Willow
"Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?"- Willow
"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy-duddy?"- Jenny
"Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else."- Giles
"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?"- Jenny
"Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out."- Giles
"Buffy! You scared me."- Angel
"Now you know how it feels like, Stealth Guy."- Buffy
"You're not gonna be young forever."- Willow
"Yes, but I'll always be stupid."- Xander
"I don't take orders. I do things my way."- Buffy
"No wonder you died."- Kendra
"There's a slayer handbook?"- Willow
"Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"- Buffy
"Is there a t-shirt too?... 'Cause that would be cool."- Willow
"Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan... Now I'm having a wiggins."- Xander
"So, do you guys steal from the Army a lot?"- Oz
"Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun."- Willow
"Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow."- Buffy
"But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars."- Willow
"I'm sorry, but lets not forget I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say 'Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!'"- Xander
"Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?"- Xander
Haha... and if you want more... I have more...
ulls out her list of quotes:"Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."- Giles
"Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm."- Buffy
"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me!"- Buffy
"Who are you?"- Buffy
"Lets just say I'm a friend."- Angel
"Yeah, well, maybe I don't need a friend."- Buffy
"I didn't say I was yours."- Angel
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."- Xander
"Why would someone want to harm Cordelia?"- Giles
"Maybe because they met her?... Did I say that?"- Willow
"That's all he said- Fork Guy?"- Giles
"That's all Cryptic Guy said. Fork Guy."- Buffy
"I think there are too many guys in your life."- Giles
"Call me old fashioned, I don't want anymore surprises in my hot dogs."- Willow
"I'm, I'm just gonna stay and clean up a little. I'll, uh, I'll be back in the middle ages."- Giles
"Did you ever leave?"- Jenny
"When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"- Willow
"Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque?"- Xander
"Still dug her, huh?"- Willow
"I'm sick, I need help."- Xander
"Don't I know it."- Willow
"You were looking at my neck."
"What?"
"You were checking out my neck! I saw that!"
"No, I wasn't!"
"Just keep your distance pal."
"I wasn't looking at your neck!"
"I told you to eat before we left."
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."- Buffy
"You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'Cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!"- Xander
"Whatever is calling the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever. But get over it."- Cordelia
"So, we gonna dig up some graves tonight?"- Xander
"Oh boy! A field trip!"- Willow
"Love makes you do the whacky."- Willow
"Oh I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah bitty blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone."- Buffy
"On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke."- Willow
"For 21 hours?"- Xander
"It's addictive, you know."- Willow
"Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong."- Willow
"One of these days you're gonna have to get a grown-up car."- Buffy
"This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."- Angel
"No. When you kiss me, I wanna die."- Buffy
"Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz."- Willow
"Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?"- Willow
"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy-duddy?"- Jenny
"Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else."- Giles
"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?"- Jenny
"Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out."- Giles
"Buffy! You scared me."- Angel
"Now you know how it feels like, Stealth Guy."- Buffy
"You're not gonna be young forever."- Willow
"Yes, but I'll always be stupid."- Xander
"I don't take orders. I do things my way."- Buffy
"No wonder you died."- Kendra
"There's a slayer handbook?"- Willow
"Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"- Buffy
"Is there a t-shirt too?... 'Cause that would be cool."- Willow
"Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan... Now I'm having a wiggins."- Xander
"So, do you guys steal from the Army a lot?"- Oz
"Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun."- Willow
"Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow."- Buffy
"But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars."- Willow
"I'm sorry, but lets not forget I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say 'Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!'"- Xander
"Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?"- Xander
Haha... and if you want more... I have more...
dangerous_agent
Cadet
alight my fellow Britons. Go over to the Member Lounge and look for the secret British plan. I dedicated it to us taking over AA.
Existentialist
Entertainment Moderator
Hehehe... more quotes...
"Might I have a word?"- Giles
"Have a sentence even."- Buffy
"So something ripped him open and ate out his insides."- Buffy
"Like an oreo cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolately cookie goodness."- Willow
"I'll crack him like an egg."- Willow
"Obviously, my sex appeal is on the fritz today."- Buffy
"Wait here. But feel free to come in if you hear me scream."- Xander
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom."- Snyder
"Yeah. Where they teach lunch."- Buffy
"How about 'cause you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?"- Cordelia
"Tell Angel I'm gonna kill him. No wait! I'm gonna kill you! Die! Die! Die! Ahhh! Thunk. Mother?"- Xander
"That's it?"- Cordelia
"That's it. Scene."- Xander
"That's exactly how it happened."- Buffy
"I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes."- Oz
"The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face to face."- Buffy
"The other theme was Buy American, but it got kinda buried."- Xander
"Wah. Doesn't make any sense."- Buffy
"Sure it does, see... Oh. No, this doesn't make any sense."- Willow
"It's senseless."- Buffy
"It is, but at least you know that so you're learning."- Willow
"Yay me."- Buffy
"This feels kinda morbid."- Buffy
"I've gone through most of her files already."- Willow
"Does that make it less morbid or you really morbid?"- Buffy
"Hi! For those of you who've just tuned in- everyone here's a crazy person!"- Xander
"Xander has a point."- cordelia
"You know, just once I wish you'd support me and I realize right now you were and I'm embarrassed so I'm gonna get back to the point."- Xander
"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."- Spike
"The whole world may be sucked into hell and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me take this oppurtunity to not care."- Buffy
"I can't wait to see Cordelia! I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia!"- Xander
"How did you find me here?"- buffy
"If I was blind I would see you."- Angel
"Stay with me?"- Buffy
"Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Even if you kill me."- Angel
"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."- Buffy
"I'm kind of tied up."- Xander
"You wish."- Cordelia
"It looks dead, it smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."- Oz
"We should figure out what kind of a deal this is. I mean, is it a gathering, a shindig, or a hootenanny?"- Oz
"What's the difference?"- cordelia
"Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings. Shindig- dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverages. And hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a *little* bit of nanny."- Oz
"Okay, I'll stop giving you a hard time... runaway."- Willow
"Will!"- Buffy
"I'm sorry! Quitter..."- Willow
"Whiner."- Buffy
"Bailer."- W
"Harpy."- B
"Delinquent."- W
"Tramp."- B
"Bad seed."- W
"Witch."- B
"Freak."- W
And my favorite scene...
"You know, I never really thanked you."- Willow
"Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty."- Oz
"Well, then, forget that thing, especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life."- Willow
"Oh, look, a monkey. And he has a little hat and little pants."- Oz
"Yeah, I see."- Willow
"The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know, the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And then there's a big coup in the zoo."- Oz
"Might I have a word?"- Giles
"Have a sentence even."- Buffy
"So something ripped him open and ate out his insides."- Buffy
"Like an oreo cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolately cookie goodness."- Willow
"I'll crack him like an egg."- Willow
"Obviously, my sex appeal is on the fritz today."- Buffy
"Wait here. But feel free to come in if you hear me scream."- Xander
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom."- Snyder
"Yeah. Where they teach lunch."- Buffy
"How about 'cause you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?"- Cordelia
"Tell Angel I'm gonna kill him. No wait! I'm gonna kill you! Die! Die! Die! Ahhh! Thunk. Mother?"- Xander
"That's it?"- Cordelia
"That's it. Scene."- Xander
"That's exactly how it happened."- Buffy
"I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes."- Oz
"The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face to face."- Buffy
"The other theme was Buy American, but it got kinda buried."- Xander
"Wah. Doesn't make any sense."- Buffy
"Sure it does, see... Oh. No, this doesn't make any sense."- Willow
"It's senseless."- Buffy
"It is, but at least you know that so you're learning."- Willow
"Yay me."- Buffy
"This feels kinda morbid."- Buffy
"I've gone through most of her files already."- Willow
"Does that make it less morbid or you really morbid?"- Buffy
"Hi! For those of you who've just tuned in- everyone here's a crazy person!"- Xander
"Xander has a point."- cordelia
"You know, just once I wish you'd support me and I realize right now you were and I'm embarrassed so I'm gonna get back to the point."- Xander
"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."- Spike
"The whole world may be sucked into hell and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me take this oppurtunity to not care."- Buffy
"I can't wait to see Cordelia! I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia!"- Xander
"How did you find me here?"- buffy
"If I was blind I would see you."- Angel
"Stay with me?"- Buffy
"Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Even if you kill me."- Angel
"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."- Buffy
"I'm kind of tied up."- Xander
"You wish."- Cordelia
"It looks dead, it smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."- Oz
"We should figure out what kind of a deal this is. I mean, is it a gathering, a shindig, or a hootenanny?"- Oz
"What's the difference?"- cordelia
"Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings. Shindig- dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverages. And hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a *little* bit of nanny."- Oz
"Okay, I'll stop giving you a hard time... runaway."- Willow
"Will!"- Buffy
"I'm sorry! Quitter..."- Willow
"Whiner."- Buffy
"Bailer."- W
"Harpy."- B
"Delinquent."- W
"Tramp."- B
"Bad seed."- W
"Witch."- B
"Freak."- W
And my favorite scene...
"You know, I never really thanked you."- Willow
"Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty."- Oz
"Well, then, forget that thing, especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life."- Willow
"Oh, look, a monkey. And he has a little hat and little pants."- Oz
"Yeah, I see."- Willow
"The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know, the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And then there's a big coup in the zoo."- Oz
Princess Jeanie
Cadet
(I hope this one hasn't been posted yet)
"Oh yeah! You're a nummy treat" - Spike "Hush"
~Princess :king:
:seehearspeak:
"Oh yeah! You're a nummy treat" - Spike "Hush"
~Princess :king:
:seehearspeak:
