No offense Dune, but you suck at graphics design... AND marketing if you think that would sell
en masse*.
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See, whenever some glitzy advertisement comes on, with an annoying jingle, or celebrity endorsement, or an obnoxious narrator, or anything else, I immediately start to hate the product, regardless of how good it is, because they're treating me like an idiot by thinking their bright colors and blastwave of sounds will appeal to me.
I will not purchase an item that is not good enough to be sold on its own without advertising. If your product is so bad that you need to appeal to the lowest common denominator, I'll take my business elsewhere. I will pay many times the price of the common brand to purchase a superior unknown brand.
Perfect example? Jones soda. Expensive, but worth it. They advertise, yes, so that turns me off slightly. However, their advertisements are generally tactful, and very well done. And they donate a significant portion of their proceeds to charity.
I don't mind a clever or funny commercial. I'm more likely to remember a clever one than a dull one anyway. But don't treat me like an idiot with felgercarb like the Fanta commercials. Oh hey! Half naked, underweight women with breast implants dressed in bright colors! And they're dancing evocatively while singing a nonsense song about a crappy beverage! I'm sold! And its even worse if they market something to kids.
COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!! A-HEY HEY!!!!
/rant off
*mutters*
~Dune~