Lines You'll Never Hear on Alias

[michaelvaughnsgirl_ak]

Ok, yeah Jess. That was great! These are so funny. I can't think of anything nearly as great. So I am just a spectator. hehe

 

[alias_freak69]

:hello: HiHi ppl

gimme ideas say words and i will com up wif sumthink!

 

[#1fan]

good one amisha I wish it was true


How about...


Jack: Sydney, Vaughn Lauren here has something to tell you
Syd & Vaughn turn to Lauren
Lauren: Jack fo I have to
Jack: (pulls a gun) Just do it
Lauren: I'm sorry Sydney, you're not the one in the Rumbaldi prophesy I am

 

[yumyum_sark_&_vaughn]

ooh. goodun. m let me see.........

okay...
sark: once you hear my offer, you might acutaly consider working with me
sydney: dude, i already told you, i dont sleep with bimbos.

 

[Guest7119]

lol. that's hilerious.
so was the gay 1.

i love your avatar jess.

 

[alias_freak69]

hehe that all NOVEBER13!

ur is neat too

 

[alias_freak69]

ok im on a dude wheres my car roll here

(sydney comming back to the CIA and haveing her first meeting)
*sydney does a drop and roll and points and screams*
sydney: DUDE ITZA LLAMA!
weiss: DUDE ITZA OSTRICH
vaughn: DUDES ITZA MY WIFE!

 

[SD6Agent24]

ok im on a dude wheres my car roll here

(sydney comming back to the CIA and haveing her first meeting)
*sydney does a drop and roll and points and screams*
sydney: DUDE ITZA LLAMA!
weiss: DUDE ITZA OSTRICH
vaughn: DUDES ITZA MY WIFE!

Oh man that was great I luv it!!!! I was laughing out loud for sure on that one.

 

[alias_freak69]

try this one its lame i just couldnt be botherd

 

[alias_freak69]

Im bored and i cant be bothered being funny so Screw You... Nicely

Vaughn: Im so sorry, i waited but it was too much to bear, IM SORRY!
Jack: Oh screw you!
(Sydney taps Jack on the shoulder and whispers)
Sydney: Ah humf, I think that Agent Vaughn was ah directing that to me dad.
Jack: I knew that. *Jack walks away red in the face.*
Vaughn: WELL?
Sydney: Oh screw you! *Sydney walks away pretty pi**ed off*
(Vaughn, looks at Agent Weiss)
Weiss: Oh screw you! *walks away laughing*
Vaughn: What with people today?
(Kendall walks past)
Kendall: Oh screw you!

 

[PsychicAgent]

Kendall: I'm going to be on leave for about a month Jack.
Jack: Why? Where are you going?
Kendall: I've been asked to compete in Survivor All Stars - afterall, I was the winner of round one!

Kelly

 

[Guest7119]

haha Jems! very funny.

i'm sorry kelly, but i don't get it. is that some American show?

 

[spy_girl21]

Sark: Allison, I'm sorry I have to break the news to you, I'm a cross-dresser.

:lol:

Sark: Back home, they called me Papa Smurf.

Lauren: Sydney, You didn't hit me hard enough. I want my mouth swollen so I can't talk and Vaughn will call me ugly.

Lauren: Sydney, I'll flip a coin, heads you can have him, tails I get him.
Sydney: Screw the stinkin' coin.
*punches her*

Jacksinging) FEELINGS!!! Woa woa woa! FEELINGS!!!!
Vaughn: Wow, Jack you can on American Idol!

I just had to put that last one in. :lol:

 

[alias_freak69]

:rotflmao: havent got anything yet

 

[PsychicAgent]

haha Jems! very funny.

i'm sorry kelly, but i don't get it. is that some American show?

Yeah Amisha. Its the reality show Survivor, where 16 people survive on next to nothing in the middle of nowhere. But they are bringing back some of the 'popular' participants in a survival showdown.

Hope that makes sense!!!

Kelly

 

[Kathy]

Omg! :thud: I have that in my mind now. Sloane dancing on the table, and singing that song. :lol:

Great job everyone!

I thought I give it a try...


(Sark walks into Sloane's office at SD-6)
Sark: I don't want to be evil.
Sloane: Why?
Sark: I'm young. I want to do something fun with my life.
Sloane: I thought killing people was fun with your life.
Sark: That's getting old!
(Sydney walks into Sloane's office, with a cup of coffee, and she takes a sip)
Sloane: (Sark) So...What do you want to be?
Sark: A male stripper!
(Sydney spits her coffee out, and Sloane became wet, and she starts to laugh hysterically)
Sloane: (Sark) What? That's not you! You're my favorite assistant! (While he wiped his shirt)
Sydney: A stripper? (She points at Sark)
(Sark glares at her, while she was still laughing hysterically)
Sloane: Sydney?
Sydney: Yes? (Chuckling)
Sloane: Out. Now! While I have a long talk with this boy.
(Sydney leaves his office, and she starts to laugh)

What do you think?

 

[PsychicAgent]

Lol! Sark as a male stripper...mmmm....wouldn't mind hiring him!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly

 

[Chanel]

Kendall after an audition of american idol: (singing)
-Finishes-
Randy: Waoh dwag that was like woah... u wre of da key dwag. Off da key.
Paula: Im sorry, but that was like puling a bandaid off.
Simon: Omg, did u call that singing. Never sing again.. You should be working in an office, not singing. Hey you look familiar... havent i seen you before.
Kendall: (holding back a tear) ii... -whimper- dont know.
simon: As i was saying you know the energizer bunny. well he just died!

 

[alias_freak69]

:rotflmao: you bi**, :lol: omg i couldnt stop laughing mean but hysterical

GOOD ONE CHANEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SydnVaughn4ever]

Syd: "I am in a dress,I have gel in my hair,I'm hungry,I haven't slept all night and I'm armed.DON'T mess with me!"
(Syd walks away)
Vaughn: "Whoa. Jack! Great job!"
Jack: "God,I'm good!"