Lines You'll Never Hear on Alias

[Guest7119]

Sark: (pouting) I am too old enough to shave!

Sark: Bristow has a sister! Wait you mean there's a female on this show I haven't shagged!

:laughbounce: :sideroll: :happydance:

 

[MVhunny]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Alias_bestthingsinceslicedcheese]

Sloane: Look what just came in.... INFLATABLE FURNITURE!!! now that the Alliance is gone I don't have to act all macho... It's good for your back you know

(i know....pretty lame...but my brain is kinda in low gear at the moment)

 

[Ophelia]

SLOANE (comes walking into the Ops Center): Hey, guys! Guess What? I've just been named Father of the Year!

 

[jEn Jr.]

syd to laurenh my gosh i love those shoes!
lauren:i love your bag
syd behind her back:i love your husband more b****
lauren:what was that??
syd:i said ummm....i....love...your....oh..you know what i had something i had to do

lauren later that day
on the phone with vaughn
(Lauren fake sobbing)
i..think...she...called...me...a..a...a b****
vaughnh im so sorry to hear that
(vaughn hangs up)

 

[jEn Jr.]

jack bursts through the rotunda door
"tomorrow,tomorrow,i love you tomorrow,your only a day away
he is then taken under arrest for suspition of being under the influence of achohal

 

[secret_agent_angel]

that was a good one jEn Jr.

okay here is my lame attempt

Sydney: Lauren i'm sorry i tried to steal your man. you have him. your nicer than me.

Jack: Can we stop talking about all this depressive stuff and talk about happy stuff like sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

 

[ILoveVaughn627]

Jack: Can we stop talking about all this depressive stuff and talk about happy stuff like sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

Thats is hilarious secret agent angel!!!!
here we go sorry for how stupid they may come out:

Sloane: You know what, I have decided to give up Rambaldi. When you think about it it is all so stupid and probably fake. I am having a bon fire tonight where I am going to burn all of his artifacts.

sorry I couldnt think of anything

 

[Quiet Disaster]

Jack: I need a hug

Here is some more to add to this:
Sloan: Oh here let me give you one.
Dixon: Wait, group hug, group hug!!
Sark runs in.
Sark: ohhhh let me get in on this too!!

OMG! :rotflmao: So funny... :lol:

:rotflmao: :sideroll:

 

[AliasBabe12]

Jack: I need a hug

Here is some more to add to this:
Sloan: Oh here let me give you one.
Dixon: Wait, group hug, group hug!!
Sark runs in.
Sark: ohhhh let me get in on this too!!

OMG! :rotflmao: So funny... :lol:

:rotflmao: :sideroll:

:rotflmao: ...that was really funny


and jEn jr. urs were funny also :lol: i luv the whole syd and lauren convo

 

[jEn Jr.]

lauren: girl i love your shoes,where did you get them at?
syd: nordstroms....they were on sale!
syd: i really really love those great bags you have
lauren:you should come over some time i have like a zillion!!
syd: really....you mean like a girls night out
lauren:sure.....oh..vaughn 10 o clock
vaughn:hey.....whwhats up
syd:uh.......
lauren:ummmm......
vaughn whats going on here????
syd: we were just discussing.....how great you look today
lauren: yup very sexy
syd: very hot
lauren:very...uh...um..can you excuse us?
vaughn sure
lauren:listen dont you dare try to make any moves on my husband b****
syd: he was mine first beeocth
lauren:you know what you can just cancel our slumber party
syd:the only reason i wanted to come over was to see vaughn
lauren: thats it your going down
(lauren leaps over the counter and attacks syd)
TO BE CONTINUED

 

[sparklekitti]

lauren: girl i love your shoes,where did you get them at?
syd: nordstroms....they were on sale!
syd: i really really love those great bags you have
lauren:you should come over some time i have like a zillion!!
syd: really....you mean like a girls night out
lauren:sure.....oh..vaughn 10 o clock
vaughn:hey.....whwhats up
syd:uh.......
lauren:ummmm......
vaughn whats going on here????
syd: we were just discussing.....how great you look today
lauren: yup very sexy
syd: very hot
lauren:very...uh...um..can you excuse us?
vaughn sure
lauren:listen dont you dare try to make any moves on my husband b****
syd: he was mine first beeocth
lauren:you know what you can just cancel our slumber party
syd:the only reason i wanted to come over was to see vaughn
lauren: thats it your going down
(lauren leaps over the counter and attacks syd)
TO BE CONTINUED

*Sigh* 13 Going on 30 references!! Absolute yay-ness!!!

 

[SkyGirl5]

Jack: I need a hug

Here is some more to add to this:
Sloan: Oh here let me give you one.
Dixon: Wait, group hug, group hug!!
Sark runs in.
Sark: ohhhh let me get in on this too!!

OMG! :rotflmao: So funny... :lol:

:rotflmao: :sideroll:

:rotflmao: ...that was really funny

haha GREAT ONE!!!! :rotflmao:

 

[SkyGirl5]

jack bursts through the rotunda door
"tomorrow,tomorrow,i love you tomorrow,your only a day away
he is then taken under arrest for suspition of being under the influence of achohal

thats great! especially since Victor was in Annie

omg i think we really need an eppy where they just full on break into song

 

[ILoveVaughn627]

Skyligrl5 I would love to see them all break into song! I would be cracking up the entire time!

 

[jEn Jr.]

i agree like buffy??? it would be great to see marshall belt it! :lol:

 

[verdantheart]

Skyligrl5 I would love to see them all break into song! I would be cracking up the entire time!

And how would they explain that without demon spells? (details, details)
:lol:

 

[Fizzy Lizzy]

Vaughn to Irina: My name is Michael Vaughn. You killed my father, prepare to die!

 

[Fizzy Lizzy]

Sark to Vaughn: I know I have tried to kill Sydney countless times, I've only been interested in my own interests, Irina tried to kill Weiss, she shot Sydney in the shoulder, she had an affair with Sloane and then got pregnant, she betrayed Jack, Sydney and the USA....(2 hours later) I had Francie killed and put a double in, Irina killed your dad, and I am SOOO sexy, but can't we all just get along?!

 

[Fizzy Lizzy]

jack to vaughn: you are too good for my daughter!