Sydney Derevko Bristow
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OMG you're killing me!! Vaughn and Sark duelling for fair Sydney!!! :sideroll:
Alias Photo Funnies & Assorted Naughn-sense
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apofieldagentnadiasantos
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these r so so funny! still, i fell nagging from laughing @ vaughn. oh well :lol:
i still want to jump in bed with you michael!
i still want to jump in bed with you michael!
superintelligentone
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Looking Like A Jackass
Marshall: "Look everyone! I've invented the 'Pinky Thumb' communicator phone. Please try it out, Director Kendall!"
Kendall: "I refuse to use that ridiculous invention! I'd look like a jackass talking to my pinky and thumb!"
Sydney: "So using it won't make a difference, then!" :naughty:
SIO Strikes Again :wanted:
Marshall: "Look everyone! I've invented the 'Pinky Thumb' communicator phone. Please try it out, Director Kendall!"
Kendall: "I refuse to use that ridiculous invention! I'd look like a jackass talking to my pinky and thumb!"
Sydney: "So using it won't make a difference, then!" :naughty:
SIO Strikes Again :wanted:
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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Any luck for us that you may be posting some new ones?? It has been two months come on!!! We're addicted to your work you know 
superintelligentone
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Any luck for us that you may be posting some new ones?? It has been two months come on!!!We're addicted to your work you know
Oh, I thought no one was around here anymore. I'm open to suggestions for creations when I'm at a creative block.
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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The ones with Agent Naughn are the best..and being a Sarkney shipper I would love if you would do something with Sydney, Naughn and Sark like the one you did previously.. you know fighting over fair Sydney :lol:
superintelligentone
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Alternate Reality - Alias Season 4 Spoiler
Reporter: Jennifer, David. What surprises does Alias hold for us in Season 4?
David: We'll have a "Sarkney" fantasy lovestory!
Jennifer: Oh, it's true! It will be a musical. This is how we'll be singing our duet!
Syd: Don't go breaking my heart...
Sark: I couldn't if I tried...
Syd: And Honey if I get restless...
Sark: Baby, you're not that kind...
:lol:
Reporter: Jennifer, David. What surprises does Alias hold for us in Season 4?
David: We'll have a "Sarkney" fantasy lovestory!
Jennifer: Oh, it's true! It will be a musical. This is how we'll be singing our duet!
Syd: Don't go breaking my heart...
Sark: I couldn't if I tried...
Syd: And Honey if I get restless...
Sark: Baby, you're not that kind...
:lol:
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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Thank you!!!!!!!! :lol: You just made my fantasy real
superintelligentone
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My Christmas gift: the gift of laughter.
Outback Tact
Jack: "Arvin, I'm concerned that Naughn is getting too close to Sydney. You can't imagine the
nightmare that I'd be living if they were ever to marry and have children. I could snap Naughn's
neck like a twig, but Sydney would never forgive me. There has to be a way..."
Arvin: "Jack, I understand. You're my best friend. Remember, we have a pact to protect our daughters. The key
is to not leave any evidence behind."
The next day at the office
Arvin: "Agent Naughn, I want you to do surveillance on Sark. He's hiding something big."
Naughn: "You can count on me!"
24 hours later
Sark: "Make sure no one knows that you have Naughn's father being held captive in the Outback."
Naughn: "Jackpot! I'm coming Daddy. Thank you for being so sloppy, Sark."
24 hours later
Naughn: "I'm coming Daddy. We'll be home for dinner before you know it."
Jack: "This would make a great movie!"
SIO Strikes Again!
Outback Tact
Jack: "Arvin, I'm concerned that Naughn is getting too close to Sydney. You can't imagine the
nightmare that I'd be living if they were ever to marry and have children. I could snap Naughn's
neck like a twig, but Sydney would never forgive me. There has to be a way..."
Arvin: "Jack, I understand. You're my best friend. Remember, we have a pact to protect our daughters. The key
is to not leave any evidence behind."
The next day at the office
Arvin: "Agent Naughn, I want you to do surveillance on Sark. He's hiding something big."
Naughn: "You can count on me!"
24 hours later
Sark: "Make sure no one knows that you have Naughn's father being held captive in the Outback."
Naughn: "Jackpot! I'm coming Daddy. Thank you for being so sloppy, Sark."
24 hours later
Naughn: "I'm coming Daddy. We'll be home for dinner before you know it."
Jack: "This would make a great movie!"
SIO Strikes Again!
phoenix shotgun 47
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Haha, these are hilarious
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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OMG you did another story with Naughn, Sark and Jack Absolutely hilarious..Naughn saving daddy How did I miss this? You know what, I would love it if you make a pm list and inform us when you post something new. Put me in number one if you ever make one Waiting hopefully for another sarkney story with Naughn ending up beaten 
Absolutely hilarious..Naughn saving daddy How did I miss this? You know what, I would love it if you make a pm list and inform us when you post something new. Put me in number one if you ever make one Waiting hopefully for another sarkney story with Naughn ending up beaten irishwatson
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thats very funny...
superintelligentone
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In tribute to the late great Charleton Heston.
Daddy Swears That I'll Always Protect You
Jack: "Sydney? What's wrong, sweetie?"
Sydney: "Daddy, I had a bad dream... A big ugly gorilla was after me."
Jack: "Sydney, you shouldn't watch scary things on TV. Don't worry, Daddy swears that I'll always protect you."
Sydney: "I love you Daddy!"
Jack: "Daddy loves you too, Sydney. Now go back to sleep. I'll keep watch for apes. Good night, Honey!"
Twenty Years Later
Weiss: "Naughn, you can't tell Jack that you've been sleeping with Sydney! He'll skin you alive!"
Naughn: "He's bound to find out. It'll be okay once I tell Jack that I intend to marry Sydney, someday."
Weiss: "'Someday'? Dude... Are you insane? If Jack & Sydney find out about your history of
dumping women after you tire of them..."
Sydney: "I heard that!"
Jack: "And, so did I!"
Weiss: "Oh, geez... I'm outta here!"
Naughn: "Syd... I can explain!"
Sydney: "You beast! Let go of me!"
Jack: "Take your filthy hands off of her, you damned dirty ape!" :angry:
SIO Strikes Again!
Daddy Swears That I'll Always Protect You
Jack: "Sydney? What's wrong, sweetie?"
Sydney: "Daddy, I had a bad dream... A big ugly gorilla was after me."
Jack: "Sydney, you shouldn't watch scary things on TV. Don't worry, Daddy swears that I'll always protect you."
Sydney: "I love you Daddy!"
Jack: "Daddy loves you too, Sydney. Now go back to sleep. I'll keep watch for apes. Good night, Honey!"
Twenty Years Later
Weiss: "Naughn, you can't tell Jack that you've been sleeping with Sydney! He'll skin you alive!"
Naughn: "He's bound to find out. It'll be okay once I tell Jack that I intend to marry Sydney, someday."
Weiss: "'Someday'? Dude... Are you insane? If Jack & Sydney find out about your history of
dumping women after you tire of them..."
Sydney: "I heard that!"
Jack: "And, so did I!"
Weiss: "Oh, geez... I'm outta here!"
Naughn: "Syd... I can explain!"
Sydney: "You beast! Let go of me!"
Jack: "Take your filthy hands off of her, you damned dirty ape!" :angry:
SIO Strikes Again!
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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Hey it is good to know that you didn't leave us. Thanks for the update Agent Naughn never fails to make me laugh Hope you include Sark again in the next one
Agent Naughn never fails to make me laugh Hope you include Sark again in the next one 
sydneythechosenone_47
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omg! i just saw the naughn stuff ! they're hilarious! pls keep on doing more !!! also , it would be great if we could get to see more marshall...
they're hilarious! pls keep on doing more !!! also , it would be great if we could get to see more marshall...
superintelligentone
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Naughn's Announcement
Weiss: "So old buddy, what's going on?"
Naughn: "I've got an announcement to make."
Weiss: "An engagement announcement?"
Naughn: "No. That I've set a record."
Weiss: "What could you have done that's noteworthy?"
Naughn: "Here's a clue. It has to do with this sign."
Weiss: "No, you can't mean...?"
Naughn: "Ladies and gentlemen... 376! I've cheated on Sydney Bristow, 376 times."
Weiss: "Please excuse him, everyone. Naughn's still suffering from a severe concussion
from that mysterious beating that he suffered."
Naughn: "So how do you think I did with the announcement, Weiss?"
Weiss: "I think that you can kiss your 'donkey' goodbye!"
SIO Strikes Again!
Weiss: "So old buddy, what's going on?"
Naughn: "I've got an announcement to make."
Weiss: "An engagement announcement?"
Naughn: "No. That I've set a record."
Weiss: "What could you have done that's noteworthy?"
Naughn: "Here's a clue. It has to do with this sign."
Weiss: "No, you can't mean...?"
Naughn: "Ladies and gentlemen... 376! I've cheated on Sydney Bristow, 376 times."
Weiss: "Please excuse him, everyone. Naughn's still suffering from a severe concussion
from that mysterious beating that he suffered."
Naughn: "So how do you think I did with the announcement, Weiss?"
Weiss: "I think that you can kiss your 'donkey' goodbye!"
SIO Strikes Again!
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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Naughn being Naughn.. thanks for the update..we needed that
thanks for the update..we needed that
superintelligentone
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For filmlover
Sydney's Reaction To Naughn's Announcement
Naughn: "Look, here comes Sydney. How do you think she'll take the news?"
Weiss: "I'm guessing that she'll kick your 'donkey'."
Naughn: "Hi Honey!"
Sydney: "Don't you 'Hi Honey' me mister!"
Weiss: "I'm gonna excuse myself and give you kids some privacy. Heh heh... I'm outta here!"
Sydney: "376? You've cheated on me 376 times! I thought that you were going to announce having the Guinness
Record for surviving the extraction of a record amount of bullets from a body!"
Naughn: "But Syd, Honey... I can't help myself! It's the nature of the beast. Forgive me?"
Sydney: "Take your filthy hands off of me, you damned dirty ape!" :angry:
SIO Strikes Again!
Sydney's Reaction To Naughn's Announcement
Naughn: "Look, here comes Sydney. How do you think she'll take the news?"
Weiss: "I'm guessing that she'll kick your 'donkey'."
Naughn: "Hi Honey!"
Sydney: "Don't you 'Hi Honey' me mister!"
Weiss: "I'm gonna excuse myself and give you kids some privacy. Heh heh... I'm outta here!"
Sydney: "376? You've cheated on me 376 times! I thought that you were going to announce having the Guinness
Record for surviving the extraction of a record amount of bullets from a body!"
Naughn: "But Syd, Honey... I can't help myself! It's the nature of the beast. Forgive me?"
Sydney: "Take your filthy hands off of me, you damned dirty ape!" :angry:
SIO Strikes Again!
Sydney Derevko Bristow
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Well done Sydney! Beat him for me too. Now go and find Sark
UndercoverPhoenix47
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rotflmao this is hilarious!!!!!
hehe ^_^
hehe ^_^