6. Favorite musical group: Boyz II Men.
^_^ Jack and pop culture...lol
6. Favorite musical group: Boyz II Men.
NumberSix said:From the Joint Task Force Command Center in Los Angeles, California…
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT SHOULD HAVE TIPPED OFF JACK BRISTOW THAT HIS FAVORITE WIFE WAS ACTUALLY AN EVIL SOVIET SPY:
6. Giggled whenever Bill Vaughn made any reference to ‘future plans’.
and the number one sign that should have made Jack Bristow suspicious...
1. When watching Rocky and Bullwinkle with little Sydney, showed disconcerting tendency to root for Boris and Natasha.
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NumberSix said:From the Top Secret North American Headquarters of Irina's Derevko's Evil Organization in Newark, New Jersey...
TOP TEN THINGS SYDNEY BRISTOW HATES ABOUT BEING A BRISTOW...
9. Never knowing on any given day whether Mom and Dad are going to be trying to kill each other, or threatening to give her a sibling to play with.
8. It's really kind of creepy knowing a 16th century fruitcake could look into the future and see her in the shower.
7. Just once, it would be nice to go on a family vacation without C4 being involved in any capacity.
6. Every time she falls for a guy, she has to get a DNA test just in case he turns out to be her long-long brother or something.
5. Before she dares shoot anybody, has to test DNA to make sure she's not shooting her long-lost brother or something.
2. It's really irritating for a hot babe in her 20s to know that her mother looks better in a bikini than she does!
and the Number One thing Syndey Bristow hates about being a Bristow...
1. Just once, she'd like to kill an enemy and have him or her just STAY DEAD, DAMN IT!!!!
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NumberSix said:From the CIA 'Intel Center' at Camp Harris...
THE TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE SAY THAT MAKE IRINA DEREVKO'S STOMACH HURT:
9. Sark: "I found out! I know you're really planning to trade me for Milo Rambaldi's childhood baby spoon?!"
2. Sydney: "Hi, Mom! Big news, I'm having Sloane's baby!"
and the Number One thing that makes Irina Derevko's stomach hurt when she hears it...
1. Minister: "Do you Jonathan Donahue Bristow take Yekaterina Derevko to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" Jack (sounding happy):" "I do."
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NumberSix said:From SVR HQ in the Russian Federation...
TOP TEN THINGS IRINA DEREVKO HATES ABOUT HER LIFE:
9. One little bullet in their child's shoulder, and Jack gets all huffy and upset.
7. Finally gets her Giant Ball O' Deadly Disease working right, and Sydney and Vaughn blow it to hell, and rather than disciplining their daughter for destroying Mommy's things, Jack goes and acts like she did something good.
4. What kind of a daughter shoots her own mother in the shoulder?! !
3. The first time they manage some intimate time in 20 years, and Jack goes and implants a tracer in her breast! That man is so infuriating, what kind of husand doesn't trust his own wife?!
2. Why the heck couldn't Milo Rambaldi have hidden something in Tahiti, or Maui, or even downtown London? No, it's always some remote mountain, or a glacier 200 miles north of nowhere, or the middle of an active volcano, and that's just hell on her frizzy ends.
and the number one thing Irina Derevko hates about her life...
1. Lately, the bugs she planted in Jack's bedroom keep malfunctioning and picking up the sound of stewardesses and CIA shrinks giggling in delight, and that can't be right because Jack would never do something like that...would he?
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NumberSix said:From the KGB 'Reeducation Center' in Kashmir...
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT TELL JULIAN SARK IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS:
5. When you're up in the night for a midnight snack, and you pass the office door and you overhear Irina saying, "Well, what if we offer Sark in exchange for Rambaldi's Soup Spoon?"
4. The only thing worse than having Will Tippen go completely nuts and start taking potshots at you with a sniper rifle is discovering to your surprise that Tippen's a fairly decent shot for a civilian.
and the Number One sign that tells Julian Sark it's going to be one of those days...
1. When you sneak up on Syndey Bristow and capture her, but before you can silence her she manages to belt out a loud piercing "DADDY HELP!!!!"
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NumberSix said:From Joey's Pizza in Nowhere, California...
TOP TEN SURPRISING THINGS JACK BRISTOW IS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO REVEAL:
and the Number One surprising thing Jack Bristow is waiting for the right time to reveal...
1. Irina Derevko? Deathly afraid of spiders.
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hahah i can so picture that!sparkling_sapphire89 said:Also from the Alias Fannesite - Because it's Christmas:
Top Ten Ways Syd Celebrates Christmas
9. Wears a Santa hat with every disguise.
6. Gives Sloane a fruitcake. (Fights the urge to beat him with it.)
2. Gift wraps her dead drops to the CIA.
1. Exclaims "And to all a good night!" as she shoots at bad guys and flees.
Sloane's Top Ten Hints for a Festive Holiday Season
10. Not enough chairs at the table? Kill one of the guests.
7. Question the pumpkin for secrets as you cut it up and make a pie.
4. At end of meal, stand up and proclaim, "You must tell no one about this!"
3. Organize a covert operation to remove lumps from the mashed potatoes.
1. Two words: gravy bomb.
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sparkling_sapphire89 said:4. Marshall (on the phone with someone): Not if I see you first, love.
And the one thing Jack Bristow definitely does NOT want to hear:
1. Sark: Mr Bristow, your daughter and I, we...
Sorry if these are kinda lame. This is my first time making a 'list' of my own, so...
From the Joint Task Force Command Center in Los Angeles, California…
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT SHOULD HAVE TIPPED OFF JACK BRISTOW THAT HIS FAVORITE WIFE WAS ACTUALLY AN EVIL SOVIET SPY:
6. Giggled whenever Bill Vaughn made any reference to ‘future plans’.
4. Whenever Jack complained about credit card bills, her use of the phrase ‘capitalist swine’ in the ensuing heated argument highly suspicious.
and the number one sign that should have made Jack Bristow suspicious...
1. When watching Rocky and Bullwinkle with little Sydney, showed disconcerting tendency to root for Boris and Natasha.
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From the Top Secret North American Headquarters of Irina's Derevko's Evil Organization in Newark, New Jersey...
TOP TEN THINGS SYDNEY BRISTOW HATES ABOUT BEING A BRISTOW...
9. Never knowing on any given day whether Mom and Dad are going to be trying to kill each other, or threatening to give her a sibling to play with.
and the Number One thing Syndey Bristow hates about being a Bristow...
1. Just once, she'd like to kill an enemy and have him or her just STAY DEAD, DAMN IT!!!!
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From the CIA 'Intel Center' at Camp Harris...
THE TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE SAY THAT MAKE IRINA DEREVKO'S STOMACH HURT:
4. Vaughn (when nobody else is around): "Sooner or later, Derevko, sooner or later, for my Dad..." while playing with that experimental device Marshall built that nobody knows what it does, but which makes funny noises and really looks painful.
3. Kendall: "I don't know why we're bothering with this, why not just shoot the b**** in the kneecaps and offer her morphine for intel?"
From SVR HQ in the Russian Federation...
TOP TEN THINGS IRINA DEREVKO HATES ABOUT HER LIFE:
10. Between firefights, plotting new betrayals and keeping track of Sidney's love life, there just isn't enough 'me time'.
9. One little bullet in their child's shoulder, and Jack gets all huffy and upset.
8. Gerard Cuvee. Enough said.
7. Finally gets her Giant Ball O' Deadly Disease working right, and Sydney and Vaughn blow it to hell, and rather than disciplining their daughter for destroying Mommy's things, Jack goes and acts like she did something good.
6. Food in the glass cell not up to her usual standards. What do they think she is, some kind of prisoner?
5. Vaughn can't seem to get past her murdering his father. Come on, it's been 20 years already, get over it!
4. What kind of a daughter shoots her own mother in the shoulder?! !
3. The first time they manage some intimate time in 20 years, and Jack goes and implants a tracer in her breast! That man is so infuriating, what kind of husand doesn't trust his own wife?!
2. Why the heck couldn't Milo Rambaldi have hidden something in Tahiti, or Maui, or even downtown London? No, it's always some remote mountain, or a glacier 200 miles north of nowhere, or the middle of an active volcano, and that's just hell on her frizzy ends.
From the KGB 'Reeducation Center' in Kashmir...
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT TELL JULIAN SARK IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS:
9. There's nothing quite as embarrassing as getting into a fight with that sissy pretty boy Michael Vaughn, and having him kick your ass.
3. OK, Sydney's slept with Hicks, with Vaughn, with Tippen, he's got his suspicions about Weiss, but all he gets from her is a pickaxe in the thigh. There ain't no justice!
2. Eight hundred million in gold for a lousy extraction?! I've head of inflation, but this is ridiculous!
and the Number One sign that tells Julian Sark it's going to be one of those days...
1. When you sneak up on Syndey Bristow and capture her, but before you can silence her she manages to belt out a loud piercing "DADDY HELP!!!!"
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From Sub-level 2 of Credit Dauphine, LA
TOP TEN THINGS SYDNEY HATES ABOUT WORKING AT THE CIA
10. Phone sex is totally out of the question (You never know who is listening)
8. She would totally date Sark, but they frown upon fratenizing with the baddies.
3. She never knows where or when she's going to wake up next.
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From Joey's Pizza in Nowhere, California...
TOP TEN SURPRISING THINGS JACK BRISTOW IS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO REVEAL:
9. Actually, he rather likes and respects Michael Vaughn.
and the Number One surprising thing Jack Bristow is waiting for the right time to reveal...
1. Irina Derevko? Deathly afraid of spiders.
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FUNNIEST STUFF I HAVE EVER READ!!!
NumberSix said:From the CIA 'Intel Center' at Camp Harris...
and the Number One thing that makes Irina Derevko's stomach hurt when she hears it...
1. Minister: "Do you Jonathan Donahue Bristow take Yekaterina Derevko to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" Jack (sounding happy):" "I do."
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NumberSix said:This one's got me thinking, actually. Can you imagine how everyone in the hall is going to draw in a breath when the minister gets to: "...if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be joined in Holy Matrimony, let them speak now or ferever hold their peace" ?\
I mean, let's face it, everybody is going to be expecting something from a Certain Someone at this point...
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sparkling_sapphire89 said:Erm... Meaning Syd??
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NumberSix said:Well...maybe her too. :lol:
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Miroslav_Kozlova said:from neloo.com, i do not own a thing
Top Ten Things To Do While Alias Isn't On
During the Summer
10. Whenever the phone rings, pick it up and whisper, "I'm ready."
9. Take classes to learn other languages, so you'll be prepared for the new season of Alias.
8. If a guy shows up at your office to do repairs, put him in a headlock and demand to know who sent him.
7. One word: stakeout.
6. Explore the comfort of inflatable furniture.
5. Say "Sometimes the truth hurts" whenever you hear the word "truth."
4. Wear a disguise when you leave the house.
3. Make friends with a reporter and tearfully ask him to stop working on a story.
2. Travel from room to room by way of the air ducts.
1. Ask everyone you meet if they'll be your handler.
omg those are so funny, i practically fell of the chair laighing
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