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sparkling_sapphire89 said:
omg, i loved all of these!
ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)
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omg, i loved all of these!
sparkling_sapphire89
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NumberSix said:
HAHAHAHA!!! I totally agree!!!
sparkling_sapphire89
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Haha mine does... But then I live in a hotel, lol...cute_as_candy said:hmm... do houses have air ducts...?
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sparkling_sapphire89
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Again, from neloo.com/alias
Top Ten Signs You're Not a Bristow
10. You don't own a single wig.
9. You trust members of your family.
8. You're in little danger of being investigated by the FBI.
7. The coolest gadget at your disposal is a staple remover.
6. You haven't been betrayed by anyone in the last week.
5. You speak only one language.
4. Telling other people about your job does not guarantee their untimely demise.
3. You can't remember the last time you were on an airplane.
2. Not once have you been accused of betraying your country.
1. You are happily involved in a relationship.
Top Ten Ways Sark Celebrates Thanksgiving:
10. Kills anyone who gets ham before him.
9. Eats his meat undercooked so he can get a laugh out of the blood.
8. Tries to get a date with Sydney.
7. Tortures Vaughn by stuffing his face with meat.
6. Has wild turkeys assassinate his father.
5. Makes love with Lauren in a turkey costume.
4. Actually wears something other than black.
3. Doesn't talk like a servant for once.
2. Doesn't kill anyone.
1. Tortures turkeys for intel on meat prices.
Top Ten Ways Irina Celebrates Halloween:
10. Scares little kids with her gun.
9. Tricks the CIA into letting her go.
8. Plays ding-dong ditch with Sydney.
7. Gives candy to Syd but it's really a tracking device.
6. Dresses up in a prisoner costume.
5. Shoots her daughter in the sholder.
4. Makes out with Sloane.
3. Creates another "problem" child.
2. Turns herself in.
1. Drives off a cliff and pretends to be dead.
Ten More Things To Do While Alias Isn't On
During the Summer
10. For one entire day each week, speak only lines that have been said on Alias.
9. Take up running, because you never know when you'll have to make a quick exit.
8. Whenever you can, change clothes in the restroom of a public building.
7. Begin work on your own spy gadgets.
6. Obtain a life-sized photo of Dr. Barnett and tell it all of your problems.
5. Pray that your boss never says he thinks of you as his own child.
4. Travel the world - or the Internet if you're on a budget - looking for locations where Alias episodes were filmed.
3. Reply "Where did you obtain your intel?" at any point that seems appropriate.
2. Practice your Sultry Lounge Singer act.
1. Spend time looking for ways you can save the world and/or right wrongs.
Top Ten Signs You're Not a Bristow
10. You don't own a single wig.
9. You trust members of your family.
8. You're in little danger of being investigated by the FBI.
7. The coolest gadget at your disposal is a staple remover.
6. You haven't been betrayed by anyone in the last week.
5. You speak only one language.
4. Telling other people about your job does not guarantee their untimely demise.
3. You can't remember the last time you were on an airplane.
2. Not once have you been accused of betraying your country.
1. You are happily involved in a relationship.
Top Ten Ways Sark Celebrates Thanksgiving:
10. Kills anyone who gets ham before him.
9. Eats his meat undercooked so he can get a laugh out of the blood.
8. Tries to get a date with Sydney.
7. Tortures Vaughn by stuffing his face with meat.
6. Has wild turkeys assassinate his father.
5. Makes love with Lauren in a turkey costume.
4. Actually wears something other than black.
3. Doesn't talk like a servant for once.
2. Doesn't kill anyone.
1. Tortures turkeys for intel on meat prices.
Top Ten Ways Irina Celebrates Halloween:
10. Scares little kids with her gun.
9. Tricks the CIA into letting her go.
8. Plays ding-dong ditch with Sydney.
7. Gives candy to Syd but it's really a tracking device.
6. Dresses up in a prisoner costume.
5. Shoots her daughter in the sholder.
4. Makes out with Sloane.
3. Creates another "problem" child.
2. Turns herself in.
1. Drives off a cliff and pretends to be dead.
Ten More Things To Do While Alias Isn't On
During the Summer
10. For one entire day each week, speak only lines that have been said on Alias.
9. Take up running, because you never know when you'll have to make a quick exit.
8. Whenever you can, change clothes in the restroom of a public building.
7. Begin work on your own spy gadgets.
6. Obtain a life-sized photo of Dr. Barnett and tell it all of your problems.
5. Pray that your boss never says he thinks of you as his own child.
4. Travel the world - or the Internet if you're on a budget - looking for locations where Alias episodes were filmed.
3. Reply "Where did you obtain your intel?" at any point that seems appropriate.
2. Practice your Sultry Lounge Singer act.
1. Spend time looking for ways you can save the world and/or right wrongs.
From Irina Derevko's Twisted Little Brain...
TOP TEN REASONS ARVIN SLOANE IS SERIOUSLY COOL...
10. The man makes a name like 'Arvin' sound serious.
9. He outsmarted the Alliance of Twelve.
8. For some reason, women seem to find him irresistable!
7. Tricked the Alliance of Twelve into funding his honeymoon haven, helping him gather up the Rambaldi Artifacts, and killing his enemies, even though they could listen in on every word he said.
6. Emily loved him so much that there must be something good about him!
5. Always there for her when Sydney's in trouble. (Well, he is!)
4. Inappropriately touches Sydney and Irina, and gets away with it, over and over!
3. Hasn't let being executed slow him down.
2. One phrase: "every time the Lakers win!"
1. OK, let's face it, he's had Jack Bristow, Irina Derevko, Katya Derevko, Sydney, Vaughn, Weiss, Sark, and Lauren all plotting his downfall, and the only thing it's gotten them is Sloane free, alive, large and in charge...AGAIN!
TOP TEN REASONS ARVIN SLOANE IS SERIOUSLY COOL...
10. The man makes a name like 'Arvin' sound serious.
9. He outsmarted the Alliance of Twelve.
8. For some reason, women seem to find him irresistable!
7. Tricked the Alliance of Twelve into funding his honeymoon haven, helping him gather up the Rambaldi Artifacts, and killing his enemies, even though they could listen in on every word he said.
6. Emily loved him so much that there must be something good about him!
5. Always there for her when Sydney's in trouble. (Well, he is!)
4. Inappropriately touches Sydney and Irina, and gets away with it, over and over!
3. Hasn't let being executed slow him down.
2. One phrase: "every time the Lakers win!"
1. OK, let's face it, he's had Jack Bristow, Irina Derevko, Katya Derevko, Sydney, Vaughn, Weiss, Sark, and Lauren all plotting his downfall, and the only thing it's gotten them is Sloane free, alive, large and in charge...AGAIN!
sparkling_sapphire89
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NumberSix said:
Miroslav_Kozlova
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sparkling_sapphire89 said:
I actually do own a wig (long story)
and i dont trust my older sister and the coolest gadget that has been to my disposal is a watch that works like a cellphone too and i speak 4 languages and I often travel in fact i just arrived from hong kong 3 days ago, and Im not in a happy relationship! ha! Im a bristow i have 6/10
Joey's Pizza?
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NumberSix said:
hhahaha!!
this is absolute hilarity, especially 3 & 7!
sparkling_sapphire89
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Yeah i know... they're all hilarious!!! Keep posting ppl... keep this thread active!!!
Alias_rocks_87
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sparkling_sapphire89 @ Feb 5 2005 said:
LOL. These are all really funny. :lol: :rotflmao:sparkling_sapphire89 said:
sparkling_sapphire89
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Yeah i totally agree... I even laugh out loud when thinking about it during random intervals during the day... Everyone thinks i'm crazy!!!
StAgEpRiNcEsS
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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT SHOULD HAVE TIPPED SYDNEY OFF THAT SLOANE WAS WORKING FOR THE ALLIANCE
10. He giggled whenever Syd brought up bringing down the Alliance.
9. Whenever he made reference to the CIA, he was always muttering 'damn i'm glad i don't work for them'.
8. Jack and Sloane having a huge laugh over the idea of bringing down the Alliance was a bit suspicious.
7. Having everyone send birthday cards entitled 'To the most Wanted Man in the World' was a bit strange.
6. He giggled whenever Dixon brought up bringing down the Alliance.
5. Whenever the CIA abolished one of the SD cells, he kept screaming 'those b*stards!* and chucking tantrums.
4. He giggled whenever Marshall brought up bringing down the Alliance.
3. Whenever a friend came over his house for dinner, he would have them stripsearched before they came in.
2. Whenever Syd had a successful mission, he told her that she should think about a career in the CIA
and the number one thing that should've tipped Syd off that he actually worked for the Alliance:
1. He giggled whenever anyone brought up bringing down the Alliance.
10. He giggled whenever Syd brought up bringing down the Alliance.
9. Whenever he made reference to the CIA, he was always muttering 'damn i'm glad i don't work for them'.
8. Jack and Sloane having a huge laugh over the idea of bringing down the Alliance was a bit suspicious.
7. Having everyone send birthday cards entitled 'To the most Wanted Man in the World' was a bit strange.
6. He giggled whenever Dixon brought up bringing down the Alliance.
5. Whenever the CIA abolished one of the SD cells, he kept screaming 'those b*stards!* and chucking tantrums.
4. He giggled whenever Marshall brought up bringing down the Alliance.
3. Whenever a friend came over his house for dinner, he would have them stripsearched before they came in.
2. Whenever Syd had a successful mission, he told her that she should think about a career in the CIA
and the number one thing that should've tipped Syd off that he actually worked for the Alliance:
1. He giggled whenever anyone brought up bringing down the Alliance.
sparkling_sapphire89
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Damn...StAgEpRiNcEsS said:
StAgEpRiNcEsS
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i know they suck, but it was three o'clock in the morning and i had had lots and lots of caffeine ...
thats my excuse, whats yours?
thats my excuse, whats yours?
