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OMG, do not tell me that Jack has radiation-induced mutation in S4 ... that would just be pathetic.
GAH! This is great!
GAH! This is great!
labrat said:From a container labeled "Biohazardous" inside Marshall's office:
Top 10 things Jack Bristow dislikes about having a serious radiation-induced mutation
9. Now that his genes are all screwed up, Sloane keeps referring to him as “that human-monkey-mutant-hybrid thing.”
5. Senator Robert Kelly keeps trying to get him to register under the Mutant Registration Act.
sydneyluvsvaughn4eva said:Top Ten Reasons Why Vaughn Should Have Known Lauren Was evil and Married him to Steal Secrets:
9. Whenever he talked to someone about CIA stuff on the cordless phone, he occasionally heard giggling.
5. She got random phone calls at odd hours, said "wrong number" and then told Vaughn she was going out for a run. Lord knows there's no way that girl runs.
4. She licked her lips and started fanning herself when anyone mentioned Sark.
3. The random "those bastards" comments she made under her breathe when someone mentioned the CIA.
2. The obviously fake orgies.
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MissingSark said:Top Ten Signs that the Alias Writers Have Gone Too Far:
9. Dixon turns out to be Sloane and Katya's love child.
7. Rambaldi is discovered to actually still be alive and is currently taking residence in the Bahamas with Emily and Diane Dixon.
4. Sydney discovers that she has the power to make herself invisible but only on Thursdays.
3. It's revealed that Jack really isn't Jack but Irina disguised as Jack and that Jack is really masquerading as Sloane who, as it turns out, really did die in the S3 episode "Hourglass".
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labrat said:From a piece of paper found glowing in the dark outside of APO headquarters
Top 10 things Jack Bristow likes about having a serious radiation-induced mutation
6. He can now cook dinner without even using the microwave.
5. You thought he had a piercing stare before? Now he actually can see right through you.
2. Two heads are always better than one.
And the number 1 thing Jack Bristow likes about having a serious radiation-induced mutation:
1. Nuclear farts that can be used to end Sloane’s insufferable briefings.
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labrat said:From a container labeled "Biohazardous" inside Marshall's office:
Top 10 things Jack Bristow dislikes about having a serious radiation-induced mutation
9. Now that his genes are all screwed up, Sloane keeps referring to him as “that human-monkey-mutant-hybrid thing.”
8. Newbie agents keep trying to defuse him instead of the actual nuclear bomb.
7. By some fluke, his DNA sequence now matches the one from the Rimbaldi manuscript.
6. Marshall keeps following him everywhere and taking notes of his changes.
5. Senator Robert Kelly keeps trying to get him to register under the Mutant Registration Act.
4. Now that he’s got that second head, he realizes how incredibly difficult he is to deal with.
2. It’s hard to stay hidden on a nighttime stakeout when you glow in the dark.
And the number 1 thing Jack Bristow dislikes about having a serious radiation-induced mutation:
1. Can no longer use the pickup line “Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
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OMG what else can i say but HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!ms.katejones said:Top Ten Reasons Katya Derevko is Glad to Be in Prison:
8) She was getting sick of all that Rambaldi felgercarb anyway.
6) Three words: Prison. Beauty. Pageant. (She’s planning to sing “Mother Russia” by Iron Maiden.)
5) She’s really making progress with the prison psychologist. She’s even decided that next time she runs into Vaughn she might apologize for stabbing him.
4) Prison uniforms are way more comfortable than SVR uniforms.
3) The bad food has made it easy to keep her New Years Resolution to drop five pounds in time for bathing suit season.
2) Conjugal visits from Jack.
And the number one reason Katya Derevko is Glad to Be in Prison:
1) The prison barbers have that man haircut down to a science.
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ams4alias said:TOP TEN REASONS FOR SYDNEY TO GO TO WORK NAKED...
10. Kendall is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
8. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
6. She wants to see if it's like the dream.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that she also came to work drunk.
1.Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SARK FAVORS HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
10 - You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.
6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3 - A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2 - A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1 – You can buy a silencer for the handgun.
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NumberSix said:From the DSR Maximum Security Rambaldi Holding Facility...
TOP TEN THINGS WE MIGHT HEAR JACK BRISTOW SAYING IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE:
10. I can't believe I owe that bastard Sloane my life...again!
9. Sydney, that reminds me, have you been keeping up your piano practice?
8. Terrific, Laura and little Sydney and the happiest time of my life are a dream, Sark, Sloane, and the Derevko Demons are the real thing. I have all the luck.
7. Arvin Cloane...like one of them wasn't sufficient?!
6. Katya Derevko pointed a gun at Sydney's head and pulled the trigger last season...somebody remind me, why haven't I terminated her for that?
5. ANOTHER Derevko?! They're coming out of the woodwork!
4. What do you mean, there was no budget for bug detectors when they built APO HQ?
3. Yes, I have a cat. You got a problem with that?
2. Why the blinking heck couldn't Milo Rambaldi have just taken up knitting or something if he was that bored?!
and the number one thing we might hear Jack Bristow saying in the not too distant future...
1. Next time, I'm using a wooden stake!!!
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And the number one reason....
1. She had alot of special friends
1. She had alot of special friends
Yup yup. Don't mess with us! Hehe.2. As scary as Sark is, he has nothing on Green Bay Packers fans. Those guys are die-hard and deadly.
Lemon-Krumpitz said:5. She's tired of her dad always yelling "Are you sure you're decripting that right?"
Just once she'd like to her him say "That's perfect honey" or at least "I love you"