Quotes

[Danté's Prayer]

Karen: Knock knock, anybody hom-o

Rosie O'Donnel: Squeeqy, rude, drunk, you must be Karen?
If there were any justice in the world there would be an aligator wearing you around as a purse
Karen: Maybe there is an aligator walking around with me as a handbag, who knows that they do with my dead skin?!

Grace: as i like to call her "What the hell are you doing in my appartement"

[In the toilet]
Will: Is there a window in here?
Grace: Does it smell like there's a window in here??

Grace: this one time i got my hear cut really short and i looked like that guy of Simply Red

Jack: The first thing I did was bring him back
Bonnie: Is that blush?
Jack: Ok the second thing I did...

Jack: KD Lang, you are a lesbian!

 

[Danté's Prayer]

Jack (on the phone): oh my god, that's great news, i've got to tell my friends
*runs away from will & grace*

Beverly: Karen Walker, i thought i smelled gin and regret

Burton: I'm such a loser
Jack: ooh Burton, you're right

Grace: Yeah Jack, that's gonna work... If I was Skreetch in "Saved by the bell"

Will: Here i am thinking I'm Julia Roberts in "Erin Brokovic" but i'm Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"

Grace: I'm gonna come home and watch some gay porn, that's Valentine's day for me!

Grace: You're a good kisser for a gay guy and i've kissed a lot of gay guy's

Matt Damon: I'm as gay as the lockerroom of the Ice Capades

Jack: *giggles* i said anus

 

[Danté's Prayer]

Will: Everyone is cheating on everyone... my parents are like Fleedwood Mac


Karen (on the movie "Speed"): You know... You expect a feelgood movie about amfetamines and suddenly you're on a bus

 

[ams4alias]

OMG I am laughing so hard right now that I fell off my chair I loved the one about the public pool and C.L pee in the toilet or at least around it! They were so funny here's one of my favourite

Grace: Look, Karen, I'm sorry, but taking care of children is a huge responsibility. It's more "Tickle Me, Elmo" and less... "Let's fill Elmo up with drugs and smuggle him across the border."

 

[White_Rabbit]

I love w/g too. so sad it ended last night, but when jack and karen sung unforgettable, that made it perfect, cause thats the song..don't laugh...my mom used to sing to me when i was little. LOL.

Karen: Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship's on line one.

here's a famous Jack/Will conversation where Jack completely ignore's what will's saying--i lovee those:

Jack: Will! You're never gonna believe what happened!
Will: Jack, I just asked out that cute guy, and he said yes!
Jack:...so, I was talking to this woman and about to say 'stake it' and this trainer out of nowhere yells 'stake it'!
Will: Did you hear what I just said, we're going out Friday, isn't that great?
Jack:...so I went up to her, and I said, 'exuse me, I don't mind you using stake it, but you do know that it's my catchphrase?' And she said that she's been saying stake it for years! That her sister's boyfriend invented stake it in Chicago in 1994 while working at a plastic factory!
Will:......
Jack: But how can that be?
Will: Jack, I don't know how this is possible, but we are gonna lay such a lawsuit on her she won't know what hit her.
Jack: Yeah...yeah...
Will: Yeah. Either that or I'll pants ya in public, lets go with that *pantses him and runs away*

 

[Pinkie]

jack: (singing) funny funny funny funny, funny....FUNNY....

More quotes! ^_^


Grace: That's not a compliment. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.

That funny thing kills me!!!

I also laughed my head off when Grace said that line!

A few of my favourites:
Karen: Hunny, we've talked about this blouse before. nono!

Jack: Will, your boyfriend is H I Lari O U S

Jack: What's in the bag, fag?

Lol, it's just the way he says things that I find soooooooooooooooo funny!
And I always love it how Grace gets absolutely hysterical, whenever she cries

 

[Sydney Bristow CIA]

I haven't watched Will & Grace enough to have memorized it...but I remember this...

Karen and Jack with the tiny puppy "walking" him in Grace's kitchen:

Karen: "Come on, Chompers...peepeepoopoo"
Jack: "Do your dudy for daddy!"
*cut forward 10 seconds*
Jack: "Whoooooops! You almost made it, Chompers!"
Karen: "It's as big as he is!"

 

[the_alliance]

(Jack looking sad)

Karen: Jackie, as I once asked Celine Dion, why the long face?
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From the episode with Mia Sorvino:

Leo (to Grace): Hey, why do you care that Diane's had Will's kebabs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?
Jack: No, silly. Diane's a girl. She doesn't have kebabs, she has a kegina.

 

[Britany]

Those are really cute quotes. They are pretty funny. I love Will and Grace and I would't miss it for the world.