Stupid Junk!

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Chanel

Cadet
ME WRITE SIGN!
ME SPEAK ENGLISH GOOD!

Signs dont always come out the way you want them to when you translate them here are a few instances!

"Guests are prohibited from talking around the lobby in large groups in the nude."
~Havana Hotel

"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are wlecome to it."
~Moscow Hotel

"Visitors two to a bed and half an hour only."
~Barcelona Hospital

"All customers promeptly executed"
~Tokyo barbershop

"I slaughter myself daily!"
~Butcher shop

"Go away."
~Barcelona Travel Agency

~~~The Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader- the BAthroom reader Institute. ~~~~~~
 
hehe next thing.. out of the junk drawer onto AA!

NOT FOR EXPORT!
A lot of product names loose somehting in translation. These are real products but u proabably wont seee them around.

Strange Taste- a popular chinese candy

Zid!- a german "gormet chcolate and fruit confection"

Pschit- a french soft drink, and Mucos a soda sold in the Philippines

A$$ Glue- a chinese medicine that is marketed as a "blodd nourishing paste"

Koff- A Finnish beer

****to- a spicy pepper sauce

Super Piss- a Finnish solvent that unfreezes car locks

Little Hussy- a wrting tablet

FROM JAPAN>>>>

Kowpiss- a formaented milk drink
Hand MAid Queen Aids- a bandaid shaped chocolate
 
Another!!!

KEEP HONKING...
I'M RELOADING

Real life bumper stickers:

Horn broken watch for finger.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

I love cats... They taste like chicken

Rehab is for quitters.

No radio- already stolen.

I don't suffer from insanity i enjoy ever minute of it. (LMAO! one of our favs!)

Always remember your unique just liek everone else.

There are three kinds of people those who can count and those who can't.

i suuport publik edekashun.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my granfather, not screaming and yelling liek those in his car.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
LoL! I've heard some of those... they are great!
Here are some more...

"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in bedrooms, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."- in a Zurich hotel

"Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."- in a dentist ad in Hong Kong

"Would you like to ride your own ass?"- ad for donkey rides in Thailand

"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."- in the window of a Swedish furrier

"Stop: Drive Sideways."- detour sign in Kyushi, Japan

"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."- in a Tokyo bar

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."- a Tokyo hotel

"Specialist in women and other diseases."- in the office of a Roman doctor

"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."- in an Acapulco hotel

"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable."- Bucharest hotel

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."- Hong Kong tailor shop

"Drop your trousers here for best results."- Bangkok dry cleaner

"Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle and boiled sheep."- from a restaurant in Vienna

"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."- in a Leipzig elevator

"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."- in a Belgrade elevator

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."- in a Yugoslavian hotel

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."- on a menu in a Swiss restaurant

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."- in a Rome laundry

"Cooles and Heates: if you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."- Japanese instructions on an air conditioner

"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trmpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."- car rental brochure in Tokyo
 
LoL I love the "horn broken, watch for finger" bumper sticker. I want one! My friend had a bumper sticker that read in small print "if you can read this, you're too close"
 
Existentialist said:
LoL I love the "horn broken, watch for finger" bumper sticker. I want one! My friend had a bumper sticker that read in small print "if you can read this, you're too close"
Click to expand...
oooo the ur to close one is funny
 
i gots more!

FLUBBED HEADLINES (these are my favs...)

REAL LIFE HEAD LINES>>> CAN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE TRYING TO SAY?

Man Robs, then kills himself

Khrushchev is buried in Encyclopieda

Carter plans swell deficeit

Deer Kill 130,000

Boys cause as many pregnancies as girls

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Bar trying to help Acholcalic lawyers

Town OKays animal rule

Dead expected to rise

Milk drinkers turn to powder

Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors

Antique Stripper to demonstrate Wares at store

Two convicts evade noose; jury hung

Blind workers eye better wages.


THERE YOU GO! ENJOY!
 

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