SiriCerasi
Cadet
mine jsut do. they alwys find out. they hafta know every single place im going. and my sister spies on mefreelancer26 said:
Stupid Laws
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SiriCerasi
Cadet
oh im sure they would reeeeeally love that :lol:freelancer26 said:
SiriCerasi
Cadet
hehe yeah probably. or off the computer. which would be worsefreelancer26 said:
Betha Bristow
Cadet
wat I miss?
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smegheadalways
Guest
Why? What was the situation with the firworks in OHIO?btvaughn said:
Betha Bristow
Cadet
I don't care for fireworks.....
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smegheadalways
Guest
really? :lol: My sis is there, so I wonder what she got up to ^_^
Betha Bristow
Cadet
huh? I posted that hours ago!
Not sure if someone posted this...
New Jersey Crazy Law
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
You may not slurp your soup.
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If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. ~~(NOt only car but in bergen county (my county) no shops , except bakeriies and salons. Blue laws!)
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. ~~(hehe, very true.. you arent allowed to.. i never knew it was a law though!)
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
Caldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Ocean City
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
People may not slurp their soup.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
New Jersey Crazy Law
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
You may not slurp your soup.
Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. ~~(NOt only car but in bergen county (my county) no shops , except bakeriies and salons. Blue laws!)
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. ~~(hehe, very true.. you arent allowed to.. i never knew it was a law though!)
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
Caldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Ocean City
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
People may not slurp their soup.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Are you serious? No late night outings?
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Uhh...do women even wear petticoats? LOL
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Are you serious? No late night outings?
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Uhh...do women even wear petticoats? LOL
sydbristow
Cadet
Since I live in Michigan, here are some really stupid laws. (I wouldn't have thought to paint a sparrow anyway.) 
Michigan Crazy Law
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
Michigan Crazy Law
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
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Marlene
Guest
Owww! 10 cents!!!! rat hunting here i come!!!
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Marlene
Guest
but they'll surely come after you the next day....btvaughn said: