RavenSon237
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Here is a few for you...
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
--Bob Dole
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.
--Dean Cain
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt
--Bertrand Russell
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
--Sam Levenson
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?
--Unknown
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
--Anton Szandor LaVey
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)
The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)
If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there.
--Dorothy De Zouche
Where's my jacket? I've looked everywhere! Under the bed, over my chair, on the stairs, on the hall floor, in the kitchen. It's just not anywhere....Oh HERE it is! Who put it in the stupid closet!?
--Calvin (from Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes)
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
--Dan Quayle
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
--Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
--Michael, 14 Advice from Kids
In the spring I asked the daisies If his words were true, And the clever, clear-eyed daisies Always knew. Now the fields are brown and barren, Bitter autumn blows, And of all the stupid asters Not one knows.
--Sara Teasdale
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
--Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980) Humorist
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
--Confucius
China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.
--Charles De Gaulle Former French President
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
--Joe Theismann
Being stupid is its own reward
Being stupid is its own punishment
Stupidity is its own reward
Stupidity is its own punishment
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
--Dan Quayle
You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.
--Charlie Acord
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
--Bob Dole
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.
--Dean Cain
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt
--Bertrand Russell
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
--Sam Levenson
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?
--Unknown
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
--Anton Szandor LaVey
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)
The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)
If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there.
--Dorothy De Zouche
Where's my jacket? I've looked everywhere! Under the bed, over my chair, on the stairs, on the hall floor, in the kitchen. It's just not anywhere....Oh HERE it is! Who put it in the stupid closet!?
--Calvin (from Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes)
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
--Dan Quayle
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
--Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
--Michael, 14 Advice from Kids
In the spring I asked the daisies If his words were true, And the clever, clear-eyed daisies Always knew. Now the fields are brown and barren, Bitter autumn blows, And of all the stupid asters Not one knows.
--Sara Teasdale
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
--Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980) Humorist
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
--Confucius
China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.
--Charles De Gaulle Former French President
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
--Joe Theismann
Being stupid is its own reward
Being stupid is its own punishment
Stupidity is its own reward
Stupidity is its own punishment
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
--Dan Quayle
You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.
--Charlie Acord
omg what an insult!!