490. When the trash can in your school parking lot is labeled the "dead drop" trash can and whenever you throw things away in it, you try to look as inconspicuous as possible...
491. When you and your friends form a sorority (Beta Sigma Alpha-- that's the beloved sisterhood of Alias) because you didn't really want to be in any of the sororities on campus only because they're not about Alias!
492. When you create an official induction ceremony for said sorority (complete with invitations indicating when to meet your handler for the initiation, receiving calls from "joey's pizza," and swearing to always uphold the name of michael vaughn)...
493. You are SCARED TO DEATH of PARKING GARAGES!!!
494. You and your friends refer to true love as a "yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you" kind of love... (ex. "he just doesn't love her, he 'yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you' loves her...")
495. You get so excited because your brother's new house number is 10747 and you tell him this and he laughs in your face...
496. Your friends, who don't even watch alias, reserve copies of the Parade with Jennifer Garner on it for you (I've already had 3 people give me different newspapers...)
497. Your friends cheer you up by sending you pictures of Michael Vartan...
498. Alias is one of your top 4 priorities (under, or maybe next to, God, family and friends... and well above schoolwork...)
499. When you've made lifelong friends (who you only know because they're a friend from home of one of your friends from school) only because they told you they're addicted to alias...