Chapter 7
As they walked, Sydney noticed that her teacher was walking extremely close to her. Normally, if they were in a different situation, this would not have made her uncomfortable; however, in that situation it did. For the most part, she was wracking her brain trying to think of all the answers to potential questions Michael would have about the place where she lived, which would have no parents, grandparents, or relatives, plus all the belongings of a twenty-four year old woman. It was going to be…interesting to say the least.
“Oh you have um…something on the back of your head if you didn’t know,” he said with a slight cringe. “I think its ice cream…”
“Oh well…I obviously have to shower anyway,” she laughed nervously, cramming her hands down into her jean pockets.
“God I’m just… I’m so sorry – I know it doesn’t sound like much but I really am so sorry those kids were such jerks to you,” he groaned, obviously sounding very frustrated with them.
“It’s alright, Mr. Vaughn, really,” Sydney assured him. “They’re just…” she let her voice drift off; there really was no proper descriptor for what they had done to her. Frankly she was too exhausted to search her mental dictionary for one, either; all she wanted to do was get home and take a very long bubble bath before going to bed.
“I knew you weren’t having the best time adjusting Sydney, but I had no idea it was that bad,” he said. “If you want or need any help…”
“Thanks,” she gave him a soft smile, “but assuming you can’t magically transform me into a different person, I doubt you can help me.” With that, she pushed open the gate to the townhouse in which she lived and began digging through her purse to find her keys.
“It’s dark inside,” he teacher observed. “Isn’t anyone home?”
“Oh I’m sure someone is…,” she said evasively.
“Ok well I guess this is goodnight Sydney,” he said giving her a soft smile. He turned to leave, but stopped himself short of taking a step away from her. He froze there for a moment before turning around rather suddenly. “You know what? I just…I have to say something here because you’re a great girl Sydney, a great girl. You shouldn’t feel as though you have to change yourself to get their approval. I mean, I know it seems that way, but it shouldn’t be! They’re just jerks who are making your life miserable because they can and for some reason they’ve grown a particular disliking to you which is ridiculous because you’re really sweet and smart and…and I guess I shouldn’t be saying all this,” he groaned rubbing his brow slightly.
Sydney’s heart was so far into her throat at the amazing words he was saying to her she could hardly croak out a rebuttal. If he said all that knowing she was his student, she could hardly imagine what he would have said to her if he knew who she really was, but she was about to find out. She knew it was supposed to be kept a secret, but after everything he was saying to her plus her growing attraction to him, she just had to reveal the truth.
“Mr. Vaughn wait!” she called out before he could escape her yard. Taking two steps towards him she continued, “I have to tell you something…”
“Sydney…,” he said in an almost warning tone.
“No wait – please listen. I…I’m not who you think I am. I’m not seventeen; I’m twenty-four,” she said. With this, a look of confused curiosity crossed his face so she continued. “I’m an undercover reporter for The Herald.”
“You’re twenty-four?” he asked very quietly.
Sydney nodded her head. “My editor sent me here to do a story on teens or school or something I’m not really sure which and it was actually rather stupid of him because look at me! I’m a freakish train wreck and I obviously don’t belong in high s-”
Before she could finish the word, she was interrupted by Michael’s lips on hers and his hands at her waist, kissing her so forcefully that she was actually knocked back a step. After their kiss, Sydney stepped back and managed to croak out a rather squeaky, “Wow.”
He laughed deeply as he stroked her mustard-stained cheek with one of his thumbs. Then, he gave her another brief kiss. “You can call me Michael now,” he told her.
“Okay,” she squeaked once more, barely able to form a coherent thought after he had just kissed her.
“Maybe we should, um, go inside and you can explain…” Michael suggested, nervous about kissing someone who was supposed to be his student (and technically still was) in the middle of her front yard. Sydney nodded and walked back towards her front door, key still in hand. She shoved it in the lock and turned it, but before she could open the door, Michael’s hands were on her hips and his lips were on hers and soon they were tumbling into her house.
When they landed with a thump on the rug just inside her front door, they both burst out laughing. Sydney kicked the door shut with her foot and tried to get up, but Michael was half on top of her, pinning her down, so she just lowered her head back down to the floor and continued to laugh until Michael kissed her once more.
That time, when Michael pulled back from their kiss, he looked at her like no one had ever looked at her before. He nuzzled his nose against hers before saying, “It’s such a relief to know I won’t go to jail for doing that.”
She couldn’t help but laugh at this. “Yeah, it must be.” A moment later they both climbed to their feet and stared rather awkwardly at each other until Sydney noticed he had ice cream on his arm, which made her feel incredibly guilty.
“It’s fine I promise,” he told her with a laugh. “It’ll clean right off.”
“I know but… god look at me – I’m like toxic waste,” she grumbled, looking down at her food splattered clothes. “I’m going to go change and throw out this shirt… I’ll be back in a few minutes alright?”
“Take your time,” he assured her. She gave him a rather thankful smile before jogging upstairs to change.
Chapter 8
A few minutes later, Sydney returned dressed in black snug-fitting sweatpants and a form-fitting tank top, attire completely different than what she wore on a regular basis and it caused Michael’s jaw to drop slightly. “I just changed into my PJs for now…I’ll shower then later,” she explained rather nervously from the way he was looking at her.
“Okay,” he croaked slightly, walking over to her and placing his hands on her hips once more. “You look perfect – beautiful…mustard-free…,” he listed before kissing her once more.
“Michael,” she giggled slightly at the foreign name on her tongue. “We need to talk about this…”
“What?” he asked innocently.
“This. The fact that we started this day with a student-teacher relationship and are clearly ending it on a different level.”
“Oh yeah…that,” he smiled. Sydney smiled back and led the way into her sitting room. Upon entering the room, she flicked on a few light switches, which immediately disturbed the grey sleeping tabby cat on the sofa. The cat blinked up at her for a moment, almost scolding her for disrupting his sleep, before lowering his head back down.
“That’s just Heathcliff…he’s lazy and won’t bother you at all. You don’t mind do you? I mean, you’re not allergic are you?” she asked carefully, noting the suspicious look on Michael’s face.
“No, no its fine…I was just surprised to see him,” he laughed softly, taking a cautious seat beside the feline. “So Heathcliff huh? From-
“Wuthering Heights,” they said in unison. Then, they both laughed softly.
“Yeah I’ve had him for a few years now,” Sydney continued, stroking the cat’s back. “It was too lonely living alone and I didn’t have time to walk a dog so…”
“I understand,” he gave her a soft smile. “So…you’re a reporter huh?”
“No, I’m not actually. This is my first assignment,” she admitted rather sheepishly.
Michael laughed, not expecting this. “Well you got one hell of an assignment then…”
“I know! This wasn’t supposed to happen… I mean, I just graduated from Temple barely two years ago… I was a fact checker at The Herald trying to be a reporter when this whole thing sort of fell into my lap. My editor has all this faith in me but clearly I am failing him.”
“Why?”
“Duh!” she exclaimed. “I have no story! I’m a loser and I always have been. This evening I was pelted with ice cream and mustard and god knows what else and that was the highlight of my high school experience so far. I should just quit my job and cut my losses…”
“Oh Sydney don’t say that,” he said with a sincere sigh. “C’mere. We can figure this out.” He gestured towards the empty space on the couch beside him until she sat there. Then, he put his arms around her waist and hugged her tightly.
“Why would you want to help me?” she asked seriously. In all her life no one had volunteered help to her – not her parents, not anyone – and there Michael was just offering it with no strings attached, or so it seemed.
“Why not?” he asked with a rather baffled laugh.
“Michael,” she began very seriously, “you saw the way those kids treated me tonight. That’s how my entire life has been – always the one being teased and ridiculed. Always the big freak nerd with glasses. Just…Sydney Australia.”
“Sydney Australia?”
“Yeah that was my nickname in school. The kids said I was so weird I didn’t belong in the same country as the rest of them…so I was Australia,” she said with a slight shrug.
“Oh Sydney,” Michael said, unsure whether to laugh or cry at such a cruel thing in her life. “I promise you will never be Sydney Australia again, okay?” he said before giving her cheek a gentle kiss.
“How can you say that? I mean… why do you like me? We’re so different…,” she said distantly, leaning away from him.
“What?” he laughed. “No we’re not. Sydney look at that time we spent in my classroom talking for hours about everything, nothing…all those books we love. Every time we would sit there I would feel myself start falling for you all over again and I’d have to stop it and say, ‘She’s 17! What are you? Out of your mind!’ But I couldn’t help it…I was too attracted to you to stop falling…”
Sydney laughed nervously and looked away, her face feeling as though it was on fire. “Michael I knew we liked the same books and stuff but…but what about the other stuff…”
“What other stuff?”
“You know…,” she mumbled, not really wanting to tell him what she was thinking. “I’m hideous…and you’re not.”
“Oh my god Sydney, you are not hideous! And if you really think that those baboons are getting into your head when they shouldn’t be,” Michael told her honestly. She gave him a skeptical look. “You’re not hideous! Ok, so maybe you could do without some of the sweaters I’ve seen you wear, but if you dressed like this more often there’s no way they could say that about you!”
Sydney laughed softly and glanced down at herself. “I’m just wearing sweatpants.”
“Well, technically yes, but its difficult to tell since they’re black. Plus they’re snug so they show if your…assets,” he told her with a cheeky grin.
“Michael!” she exclaimed, utterly embarrassed.
“I’m just telling the truth. Trust me on this – I know high school kids; I’ve been around them ten hours a day for the past five years. I guarantee you if you take my advice…well, you may not be the most popular girl in school, but you definitely won’t get pelted with condiments again.”
“I would appreciate that,” she told him seriously.
“I’m sure.”
“So what are we talking here like… haircut? Contacts not glasses? Snug pants?” she offered, obviously mocking him.
“All of the above definitely, but we’ve got to phase it in – too much at once will seem too obvious… Plus its not just the way you look on the outside. You have to be confident about it, which I know will be difficult…”
“I hate to break it to you Michael, but if I dressed in short skirts and high heels like those other girls I would never be confident. I’d be too paranoid that I was going to fall flat on my face and show the whole school my pink underwear!” she exclaimed with horror at the mere mental image of that event.
“Better pink underwear than your bear butt cheeks since you’re only wearing a thong underneath that short skirt…,” he muttered.
“Happened?”
“Twice,” he said sadly. Sydney laughed. “It’s not funny. These girls are just so…trampy at the age of thirteen…its sad.”
“Ah well sex sells,” she sighed casually. Then, with that statement a brilliant idea flashed into her mind. “That’s it!” she exclaimed, jumping up off the couch.
“What?!” he exclaimed, utterly lost.
“Sex sells!”
“Yes…,” he said slowly, still confused.
“You know what else sells?”
“…free stuff?”
“NO! Sex scandals,” she said, grinning.
“Okay,” he began slowly. “I don’t think I like where you’re going with this, but okay.”
“No, Michael think about it. If I change my hair, dress like a slut, and get contacts, people might notice me, but that’s just not enough. We need a guarantee point of interest, which is where you come in,” she smiled.
“I was afraid of that,” he sighed.
“Oh Michael come on – you’re only the hottest teacher at that school. Girls would kill to be your after school special,” she told him.
“What?!” he squeaked. “No they wouldn’t.”
“Uh yeah, they would,” she said seriously. “So, what if someone finally got a little piece of the action? Everyone would naturally be jealous of that person and jealousy really is the foundation of popularity as long as its combined with a sugary sweet yet fake disposition…and a wonder bra, of course.”
“So let me get this straight… you want to become my Monica Lewinski?” he asked carefully.
“Exactly!” she beamed, “except less under the desk on hands and knees and more doing it on the desk in your classroom during study hall.”
“Okay,” he groaned, rubbing his furrowed brow. “Allow me to point out the sanity lacking in this plan, the most pressing reason being that I could actually lose my job.”
“No you couldn’t,” she promise. “First, it’ll just be a rumor – I’ll never confirm anything. Besides, if somehow the school does find out about it we can just come clean…I’ll show them my press card and we can tell them it was all a ploy for a story that I made up all on my own. I mean… if you really don’t want to do it…,” she added more casually, not wanting to pressure him into her harebrained idea.
“No I do because you’re right it definitely has the potential for working perfectly,” he told her with a slight laugh. She smiled. “Let’s do it.”
“Yes!” she cheered happily before giving him a quick hug. Michael pulled her back into his arms and fell back onto the sofa with her, nearly crushing Heathcliff in the process, but the two of them did not seem to notice; they were too busy kissing.
“Okay so, um, what about us?” Sydney asked carefully.
“Well I assume that we still need to keep up our student-teacher façade outside of your living room?” he asked. Sydney nodded sadly. As much as she hated that, it was a small town and someone was bound so see them if the went anywhere, which would destroy their whole devious plan.
“Then that’s what we’ll do – we’ll get together when we can…we can call each other…whatever, just as long as we get to do some of the things the rumors will talk about,” he said with a suggestive eyebrow raise.
“Deal,” she laughed. Then she gave him another quick kiss. “Ok now I have to go wash the ice cream out of my hair.”
“Sounds good,” he laughed softly. Then, they both stood from the couch and walked to Sydney’s front door, where they kissed again. “Goodnight.”
“Oh wait a second,” she said, grabbing on to his hand. He gave her a curious look. “Well…I just wanted to say thank you for…for taking the worst day of my life and making it one of the best. I mean, I don’t want to freak you out or anything but I’ve never really had a real boyfriend…and I think we’ve kissed more times in the past ten minutes than I’ve kissed anyone in my entire life combined,” she admitted, though it embarrassed her to do so.
Instead of looking concerned, shocked, or, worse, amused, Michael merely smiled and kissed her forehead. “Goodnight.”
“Goodnight,” she repeated with a smile. Then, she watched him leave before going upstairs to shower, not even caring she had to wash ice cream and mustard from her hair; she was just too happy.
Chapter 9
Going to school on Monday morning, Sydney’s attitude was entirely different than it had been previously. No longer was she dreading every moment of every day she spent there. Of course she knew things would not magically change overnight and the possibility of receiving more teasing from the A crowd was definitely possible; however, she was willing to accept that and deal with it knowing she had at least one ally at McMillan.
Even though she could not kiss Michael while on school property or even accept a hug from him, she knew that things were still going to be different. When they smiled at one another, it would not be just smiling. Their smiles would say a thousand words they could not. They were on the same team and together they were going to make it, or, rather, Sydney was going to make it.
On Saturday, a mere twelve hours after her first kiss with Michael and subsequent concoction of their evil plan, Sydney was sitting in a chair at the only beauty salon with an available appointment on the day of such a significant high school dance. Of course, she was not getting her hair done for that one evening; no, her hair restyling was for a much larger purpose.
A few hours later she left the salon trimmed, styled, and highlighted, and headed towards the mall to pick out a few new outfits for herself. While on her own she was slightly fashion challenged, using Michael’s advice combined with the memory of what the more popular girls wore to school she was able to find a few outfits for herself that were not worth of being laughed at.
She was taking her full body make over one step at a time. First was the hair. Next, the gradual phase in of the different wardrobe. After that she would be switching from glasses to contacts (after she made an appointment for them, of course). Finally, any other necessary amendments would be added to hopefully complete her transformation and allow her to climb a few rungs on the social ladder.
Within this makeover plan came the subtle flirting going on between herself and Michael, which they were putting into affect right away. Their plan was to have the other students in the school believe Sydney was bettering her appearance in response to the attention she was getting from her English teacher, which only added to their attraction to one another. Or so the rumor went, of course.
Sydney walked confidently into homeroom that morning in her new snug jeans and cranberry colored top with a sliver fashionable necklace. The clothes she was wearing were those she never would have worn if her wardrobe was up to her own decision, of course. Jeans were jeans, but the top was not her style and neither was the necklace. Actually, she did not wear any jewelry at all; it always distracted her or annoyed her after a while and she ended up taking it off, so why bother wearing it at all was her motto.
When she sat down in her assigned chair, she was still the only person in the classroom so she was able to exchange a rather flirtatious smile with Michael. He smiled back and tugged on his hair before giving her a rather dorky thumbs up signal that made her laugh. After that, though, they could not talk anymore because another student shuffled his way into the classroom looking very sleepy.
As Sydney sat in homeroom only half paying attention to the announcements Michael was reading, a perfectly devious idea crossed into her mind. She was going to take Mr. Vaughn – er, Michael – up on his offer for her to join the school newspaper. It would be the perfect opportunity to stay closer to him both for her own benefit and for the benefit of the rumor they were fueling. She simply had to wait for he perfect opportunity to saunter up to his desk at a time when people would obviously be watching her.
This time came just a moment before the bell signaling the start of her English class rang. By that point, most of her English class was in their seats, including a group of those who had been pelting her with condiments a few nights earlier. She waited until they were focusing their attention on the front of the classroom before sliding out of her seat and strutting her way up to the front of the room, where Michael was writing something on the chalkboard.
“Mr. Vaughn could I ask you something?” she asked a bit louder than was necessary. He gave her a rather surprised and curious look; this was not part of the plan they discussed. “Well you remember when you invited me to join the school newspaper? I was just wondering if that offer was still open because I’d really like to join. It sounds like such a great opportunity to work with you and other students – I think I’d really enjoy it,” she said with a slight giggle. Okay, so she was nauseating herself, but she had to lay it on obviously thick otherwise no one would notice.
“Um, yea, yea sure you’re always welcome. We meet on Mondays and Wednesday after school in room 112,” he said to her.
“Great! I’ll be there,” she beamed. Then she turned, and walked away with a purposeful swagger. In keeping with their plan, Michael turned his eyes down to examine her…uh, assets as she walked, though it really was not all that much of an act; his eyes were drawn to them anyway.
When Sydney slid back into her seat she could hear the group of students sitting behind her whispering about her new haircut. It really was a dramatic change since her had had gone from a dark brown to a very light color with the blonde highlights she had put in. Plus, the length was also much shorter and more fashionable and chic, as her stylist put it. This whispering made Sydney smiled softly; the plan was already beginning to work.
Once Sydney was safely in her seat, Michael cleared his throat and began their lesson of that day. Each time his eyes rested on Sydney’s face during the class he saw her smiling broadly at him and he had to fight to keep himself from smiling back. All the while he couldn’t help but laugh inwardly at the fact that the little game they were playing was going to get very interesting in the coming weeks.