more alias top 10 lists

[!r!nab]

ok basically, i got another top _ idea. i'll post the title of the list and a #. then, other people add to it. then when we get bored with this one, we can change the list title. so...

TOP EXCUSES FOR SHOW UP LATE/ NOT SHOW UP FOR WORK-alias style!

-stuck in hole in guatemala






next?

 

[thorne47]

- buried alive in cuba

 

[!r!nab]

"I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHY I HAVEN'T SHOWN UP FOR WORK?!?!?"

 

[MariaPurt]

"I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHY I HAVEN'T SHOWN UP FOR WORK?!?!?"

Wow, i thought i almost forgot it...

 

[catfishally]

Trapped on an ocean liner in the middle of no where.