worst chat-up lines people have used on you?

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there was this guy that his way of hitting on me was - when i was at the bar about to buy a drink he said he would pay for it and then took my tenner out of my hand and put it down the front of my top saying he would be back for that later! wtf?! lol
 

cinders

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well that was lovely of him :unsure: nice to know how the traditional gentleman still appears.

one guy grabbed my boobs and i slapped him and he goes ' sorry i thought i recognised them' :(
 

Scarlet Crystal

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okay... there's the UPS one and the NASA one :LOL:

do you work for UPS? cuz i swear you were checking out my packaging.

do you work for NASA? cuz you just made my rocket go off.

:laughbounce:
 

garnergarnish

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Blackhairedsam said:
ok...depressed about this slightly but i will get over it lol

hehe
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i'm pretty sure she meant bisexual actually. that would make more sense as you realy don't come across as a transexual.

And only 14 days now. YAY!!!!!!
 
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:unsure: I've been debating posting this one.. It's a tad crude :shamefullyembarrased:

I once got this one:
"That sweater is very becoming on you.. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be c*mming too."

:LOL: I couldn't stop laughing!
 
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garnergarnish said:
i'm pretty sure she meant bisexual actually. that would make more sense as you realy don't come across as a transexual.

And only 14 days now. YAY!!!!!!
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aww thanks :D :hug:
if that is what she meant then yes i am :)

ooh 14 days! you must be bouncing off the walls! oh god...i can't even imagine how excited you both are! :)
 
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aliasundercover said:
:unsure: I've been debating posting this one.. It's a tad crude  :shamefullyembarrased:

I once got this one:
"That sweater is very becoming on you.. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be c*mming too."

:LOL: I couldn't stop laughing!
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:laughing: that is very pleasant! lol

i actually quite like that! hehe
 

cinders

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jEn Jr. said:
haha..no way jose that some dude just grabbed your boobs...did he even know you?
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you haven't seen my boobs :P

heh i like the NASA one :LOL:

yeh kat and nay, you two must be ecstatic :hug:
 
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