Weird Teachers

[*SPYnish*]

It´s very crazy and he hasn´t Shame. And When he dressed as a Surfer, the laughs are awesomes.

 

[Marlene]

:blink: that's...nice.. :lol:

I remember my elementary school PE coach, he'd tell us there were trolls in the ceiling and to feed them butterfingers so they wouldn't come down. We actually believed it, and we brought in butterfingers, he'd stick them in the roof :lol: sometimes he'd eat half and say the troll never finished it

lol!!! thats WAY better then my gym teacher. she's wack b/c shes on the birth control patch...no no we weren't looking...she was running around showing her mid dift to the world one day and she put 1 on her shoulder the other day. (wrong palce dumbo!) we know it's not a nicotine patch b/c she so obsessed with no smoking, no drugs, no alcochol...shes a vegetarian and she gaves us a lecture to practically convert us.

we don't have co-ed gym...so the girls do nothing. we sit around for the 1st 20 minutes waiting for her 2 drink coffee n ppl 2 get changed. if we change in 2 a uniform kinda early then she gives us pep talks n lectures of the strangest topics, from not driving drunk, doing well in school, to wearing deorderant n showering, puberty, ppl being mean to kittens, educated people lacking common sence, and recollections of her childhood as a social reject going into how we should be nice to other ppl.

ahh!!! i hated when she gave the flashback to her childhood speech. annoying...b/c it was directed towards me. erm...there was lots of things going on in the locker room b/c i kind of did evil things to the b*tchy/popular girl...so she had all her evil friends gang up against me. to bad my gym teacher never foudn out about our little brawl in the locker room...or they lock me up in AEP for good. the fighting ended when my squad won the soccer tourniment! in your face evil kate!!! oh whats even worse is her talks about puberty...god forbid!!! o can't last long, listening to that all day!...in health n gym! AHHH!

well she has major mood swings...sometimes when i ask her something she'll be all pissed off or even ingnore me...and the other day she walked up to me n my friend and started havign a conversation with us!!! shes wacko!

 

[Sunfire_77]

hehe marlene! ^__^ I use to have wierd teachers..... I think they may have all been aliens or possessed.... *mumbles* Poltergiest* But I dont know who I will have next year....hmmm