HAH! what's computer nazis?
i'd love to hear more about that, mac!
today's newsflash: *music plays: tududumm tum tu tummm!!
*camera focuses on news woman by desk*
"weather has been extremely bad in the southern parts of finland today, our correspondent Pii reports, from ekenäs, on the finnish south coast. when there's been snow and ice, but then it melts, the result is ice coated with lots of water, which develops into small ponds. it's been raining all day, and it's all dark and murky. this situation leads to extremely slippery circumstances. the water and ice form something so slippery, that most people use their brains and stay inside instead of going out and risking to break their necks, arms and legs. our correspondent Pii, however, did not fear the bad weather, but went out with her dog. the result was, that she slipped on the watery ice, threw one leg higher up in the air that it had ever been before, and then fell backwards into one of these ponds, hitting first her left elbow, then her back and the back of her skull onto the ice. after this she got up and screamed bloody murder because of the pain in her arm. nothing serious happened, though, but she expects her elbow to grow twice as big during the night, and the pain is still there. she might have gotten her 5th concussion, but is not sure and doesn't really care.
we must here and now warn everyone who are or will be under these kind of circumstances, DO NOT GO OUT and BE CAREFUL. it is very, very slippery and dangerous, you might break a leg, arm, back or neck, and the head is also at risk. thank you Pii for helping with this report, now we'll move on to the economic news.
*camera zooms in boring-looking ecomony-news-guy*
*music plays tududummmtumtutuuumm!!
